Here's 2 funny jokes NOt!:
Ddlc:
Kattie:*there is a 'delete' button in front of Monika* Die bish. You deleted NOTsuki-sempai, Best girl and Yandere-chan.
Monika:.... I'll still love y-
Kattie: NOPE *DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE*
NaJ:
Palette: Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
Everyone except Lollie and Pal:
Potato did *looks and points at Lollie*Lollie: Bish you guessed it!
UnderTale:
Asriel: Frisk, W-what's a furry?
Frisk:Waitthefuckaminute..*takes a mirror and shows it to Azzy*
Asriel: So furry's are... Mirrors?
Frisk/Chara: NO! WHAT'S IN THE MIRROR YA LIL SHIT!?
RPG!
Ink: AU!
Error: NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Error: DESTooyy!
Ink: No! No! NO NO NO NO!
BEEP
Normal day IRL:
IRL Chloe: What's Flower Fell?
IRL Kattie: FINALLY YOU KNOW IT!
Me: It's another AU..
(Don't kill me! 146 words completed)