7:45pm
Evan
I was in the back with the rest of the band getting ready. I said oh, I met a girl at the gym earlier. Sam said ewww, you met a girl? Corky said what's her name? I said Tiffany Stratton. Cam said are you serious? I said dead serious, I invited her back here tonight. She's out in LA so hopefully it goes well tonight and she think oh this guy seems really cool. Corky said what if she finds out you're a major weirdo? I said that's already kinda obvious. Corky said just kinda? I threw a makeup brush at her and said fucking dick. Corky laughed. My phone vibrated.
Tiffany: hi! It's Tiffany I'm outside waiting.
Me: okay give me 10 minutes I'm still getting ready
I said oh shit! She's here! I wasn't expecting her to be here this early. I'm not even done getting ready yet. Cam laughed and said come on pretty boy go get this girl and introduce us. I finished my eyeliner and said okay I'll be right back. Ryan said go around back so you don't get hounded. I said bet. I texted Tiffany
Me: omw out rn😁
I walked out back and looked for Tiffany. She was leaning against the wall playing on her phone. I said Tiffany? She looked at me and said hi. She hugged me. I said let's go inside. We walked inside. I said thank you for coming. Tiffany said you're welcome! I said any specific song request for the night? Tiffany said I'd love to hear Drop Dead. I said that can be arranged. Tiffany said really? I said I love singing drop dead. Tiffany said we're gonna get along great. I smiled and said I hope so. I walked her over to the band. Corky said oh shit, you were fucking with us. I said no. Tiffany said hi! I'm Tiffany. Cam said I'm a big fan of yours. I said Tiffany this is Cam, Corky and Sam. Tiffany shook their hands and said it's very nice to meet y'all. I said sorry I'm not fully ready. I wasn't expecting you to here this soon. Tiffany said I got out of my match about an hour ago. I said so are you not in pain after taking hits like that repeatedly? Tiffany said eh, not really. But I wanted to come out and see y'all. I'm very excited. I said I love that you're excited. So since you came to see me live I'd love to come see you live. The guys would as well. Tiffany said I'm down for that. How much longer are you on tour? I said next Friday is our last show and then it's back home. Tiffany said okay bet, I'll let you guys come to Raw so you can see what I do. I said I'd love that. I said let's go back upstairs and I'll keep showing you around. We went upstairs.
9:15
We were on stage having technical difficulties as per usual. I said do I need to stall? Cam said yes. I said fuck. Someone said do stand up. I said did you just tell me to do stand up? They said yeah. I laughed and said I don't know any jokes. Uh, so I met a very pretty girl today in the gym. She's significantly taller than me. But must people are. Corky said she's also way out of his fucking league. I flipped her off. I saw Tiffany laughing. I looked at the crowd and said I sounded like a major stalker when we met. She introduced herself and I said I'm aware. Because I'm a fan of hers and it didn't register oh shit Evan that's creepy as fuck. Tiffany laughed. The guitar tech said it's fixed. I said okay bet, this next song is called Drop Dead.
Shovel in my right hand, I'm digging you a grave
That you I thought I knew is getting buried at the stake
You broke me into two, who broke you?
And to think that I would've gave up, my whole life
For a girl who never made love, just lies
All she ever does is take blood
And I tried (I tried) to give all that I had inside
'Cause I used, used to be your bitch
I grant your every wish, but you can count on this
I wouldn't give a fuck if you dropped dead
Light a match, throw it on our bed
I wouldn't go back with a gun to my head
You spun a web of lies in sex
One day you'll be looking back, and realize you fucked up bad
I wouldn't give a fuck if you dropped dead
You're just a name that I'll forget
Right now, your gettin' shit faced
Going back to his place, tell him I'm a mistake
Tell me how his spit tastes, and the worst part is I believed you
Now I see through, for all of the times that you sketch me
And text me pictures in your bed sheets, and blessed me
Never thought you would've left me, and kept me (Kept me)
Cold in the dark and alone
I saw Tiffany was recording. I walked over to her and sand to her.
'Cause I used, used to be your bitch
I grant your every wish, but you can count on this
I wouldn't give a fuck if you dropped dead
Light a match, throw it on our bed
I wouldn't go back with a gun to my head
You spun a web of lies in sex
One day you'll be looking back, and realize you fucked up bad
I wouldn't give a fuck if you dropped dead
You're just a name that I'll forget
I went back to the center stage.
I read your letter, fell back in love
Things get better, you gain my trust
I wish I let her call me up
(Well, what do you think Andy? No, fuck that)
I wouldn't give a fuck if you dropped dead
Light a match, throw it on our bed
I wouldn't go back with a gun to my head
You spun a web of lies in sex
One day you'll be looking back, and realize you fucked up bad
I wouldn't give a fuck if you dropped dead
You're just a name that I'll forget
