A Space Romance

Chapter 1

Society, especially of the human kind, has always been stupid.

Humans weren't happy about society, and at any given time you could find a human saying "I wish I could change something, but that's just the way society is." But what the humans didn't understand was that they were the ones who had created the society that made them so unhappy, therefore they were able to change it.

Humans, as well, had always been stupid.

One day, society collapsed.

The humans, haven gotten fed up with how it was, just decided that they were done with it. Who needed society anyway?

So the humans decided that to end society, they needed to destroy all the buildings they had built. To this day, none of us are really sure why the humans decided that breaking things was the answer.

Ah well, the humans were always weird.

A year after the collapse, two girls, named Ally-B and Tayleeeee realized that the world had become a big ol' pile of dog doo. One night, at 6:47 p.m, Ally-B and Tayleeeee came up with a plan.

"Aye, girlie-Q, I've got me an idea!" said Tayleeeee.

Ally-B looked up from the kitchen table, where a heated snail race was happening.

"How 'bout we leave stinky dog poo and go up."  she said.

Ally-B turned her attention back to the snail race.

"Aye? Up there!" said Tayleeeee enthusiastically, pointing a finger up to sky.

Slowly looking up from  the race, Ally-B looked up at the sky. "UP THERE?" she whisper-screamed.

Tayleeeee nodded.

Ally-B picked up a snail with the tip of her fingers. "I THINK THE NAIL POLISH ON IT'S SHELL IS CHIPPING." she whispered.

"Wanna go to space?" Tayleeeee repeated.

Ally-B nodded.

"Well then, let's get a move on, buckaroo." said Tayleeeee, a huge grin on her face.

That night, Tayleeeee spent the night walking around the piles of debris surrounding her and Ally-B's house, followed closely by Ally-B. She searched and scanned the piles of garbage, looking for the materials to build a spaceship. While they were outside, Ally-B found a package of Smarties (the chocolate ones).

"LOOK, BEBEE, I FOUND CANDY!" she whispered in Tayleeeee's ear.

"Lordy, lordy, ya lucky ducky." answered Tayleeeee, bending over to take a closer look.

Ally-B poured the Smarties into her hand. There was five of them, and a pill bug. Ally-B took the pill bug out and looked at the Smarties.

"WANT TO GO HOME AND EAT THEM?" she whispered with excitement.

Tayleeeee nodded. Smarties, as well as any other kind of candy, was Tayleeeee's favorite food.

Ally-B and Tayleeeee made their way through the piles of garbage and debris until they found their way to a clearing with a small shack in the middle.

They went inside, ready to enjoy their candy, and promptly forgot about their plans to go to space.