Potato Adventure

Arriving in Potatolandia

When you clicked the YouTube link you were not expecting to be sucked through your computer, after all it was only a link to a discord server.

Your head was pounding and you couldn't help but groan because of the pain. This was one of the most painful experience of your life.

After pulling yourself together and making sure that you didn't injured yourself, you looked around only to find that you are in a clearing in a forest. You looked around and you found a path that seemed to have a bright orange light on the other side.

Not having any other option you decided to go and see where the path would take you.

Cautiously stepping towards the path you looked to see if you can find any weaopon, you noticed a branch by the entrance with sharpend ending; you take it and hope that whatever is on the other side what have a gun or something more advance.

As you go deeper, you start to hear a cacophony of noises: music, screaming and sounds of fighting being the most distinguishable.

You start to have a sinking feeling that the orange light is a fire, but wouldn't that burn the forest?

After what seemed to be days you arrive at the end of the path where the orange light is even more bright then it was before, without hesitation you square you shoulders and go through the light.

"Welcome to hell leave your shoes at the door"

Opening your eyes, you were meet with a sight you would never forget. In front of you was a potato field full of people who either talked to each other or were fighting each other; the whole field was also on fire. Looking towards you left you found a group of people looking at you.

You weaved faintly at them.

"Hi there," one of them said, "welcome to the server"

"More like welcome to hell," one of them corrected the other one" please leave your shoes at the door"

"And remember about the potato guardians" another person added as they runned by to the enormous speakers.

"We all hail to our lord Alex and her queen and our mother Sky" said someone behind you.

You spinned around to meet them, but a sudden sound of slapping had drawn your attention to the other side of the field where people where punching and slapping each other, next to them were people getting adopted. Few people were also exchanging vows.

You felt weak.

What did you get yourself into?