The newly couple, Rexc and Roboberter, hold each other tightly as they ice skate around the rink. Both of them did not know how to skate very well, but being together helped them to move forwards.
Rexc began to stumble, and Roboberter wrapped his arms around him to stable his lover. Rexc gained his balance eventually, until suddenly a woman from behind lost her balance and bumped into them. Rexc fell again and pulled Roboberter down with him.
Roboberter's ginger hair curtained Rexc's face. Rexc inhaled, taking in the delicious scent of his beautiful sugar plum fairy. Roboberter gazed down at Rexc. He observed his beautiful features. His face looked so soft and gentle, his lips looked so soft and pink, his eyes looked gentle, gazing up into his own.
Rexc smiled and lifted his head slightly, his lips brushing against Roboberter's neck. Roboberter felt his warm breath brushing against the revealed skin of his neck, moving upwards. The ginger, long haired man began to blush.
"We should probably get up now." Rexc said smiling against Roboberter's jaw. Roboberter began to breathe harder at the close proximity of Rexc's lips. Suddenly, he couldn't control himself any longer. His hand brushed up to Rexc's face and subtly angled it up more. He moved his face down and embraced Rexc's lips with his own. Rexc smiled at Roboberter's desperation, and reciprocated his movement.
As they continued to kiss on the ice, people skated around them. The cold ice was unnoticeable due to the heat of the moment. The ginger drapes covered the love between the two men. The heat began to intensify. Suddenly Rexc pushed Roboberter away.
"We really need to get up now. We can't stay here forever." Rexc chuckled still gaining his breath.
Roboberter reluctantly got up off of Rexc. He reached down and took Rexc's hand in his own, lifting him up off the ground enough for Rexc to position his ice skates in a way that allows him to stand. Still unsteady and hazed from the moment they shared, they slowly made their way to the closest exit. They continued their first date and ate hotdogs.
As the night drew on, the two manly mans decided they should end their date for today. Roboberter guides the dark haired scalie to his car.
"I'll drive you home. It's late, and there's no point in wasting money on an Uber when I have a car." Roboberter insisted, unlocking his car.
Rexc agreed hesitantly, "Sure, if it's not any trouble for you." Roboberter shook his head and the two sat down in the car, and Roboberter began to drive his honey bunches home.
After about a 25 minute drive, the two neared Rexc's home. Rexc reached into his pocket to pull out his keys, only to pull out his wallet. He searched all his other pockets, but no key was found.
"FUCK." Rexc panicked, "I either left my keys in the house or at the skating rink."
Roboberter began to recall their night at the skating rink. "Remember when we got our ice skates and had to change out of our shoes? We left our shoes against the wall where all the other shoes were, near the vending machines right?"
Rexc nodded, beginning to remember as well.
"Well," roboberter continued, "I remember you put your keys with your shoes because you didn't want to get stabbed if you fall."
"But I have my shoes on dumbass. I would've seen them if they were there."
"Unless you put them in the wrong shoes." Roberter started the car, and began the 25 minute drive back to the skating rink they just left.
By the time they arrived the lights were already dark. Rexc rushed out of the car while Roboberter hobbled out after him. Rexc was just about to reach the door when all of the sudden they swung open and a worker from the rink looked up at the panicked man in front of her. Startled, she jumped back.
"HOlY ShiT! What are you doing here! We're closing!" She gasp.
"Sorry, have a set of keys shown up sometime today?" Rexc asked hopefully.
"Yes, they have. Just go inside, I left them on the front counter for the the next shift worker to see. Make sure when you come out that the door clicks shut." The lady said opening the door for the tall man. He walked in and Roboberter followed closely behind.
Rexc grabs his keys off the counter, just as the woman said and began to turn around. Suddenly, he whisked Roboberter, who was standing diagonal to him, against the wall as Rexc leaned against him, hands on both side of him.
They gazed at each other momentarily before their lips clashed, tongues ravaging each other as they fought a heated battle for dominance. Roboberter gasped into Rexc's mouth as he felt him overthrow him in this war. The Scalie, with his newfound confidence as the dominant began to undress Roboberter, flinging his jacket onto the floor. In return, the ginger helped remove Rexc's sweatshirt and hurriedly began to unbutton his lover's jeans.
Rexc chuckled, "Someone is in a hurry, huh?"
Roboberter, unable to answer due to his lack of breath simply nodded and continued his task. Rexc did his dinosaur mating call, and proceeded to wrap his hand around the Ginger's neck.
"Listen here you smartass, from now on I want you to call me daddy, do you understand?" Rexc growled(in dinosaur).
"Yes." Roboberter trembled, feeling his peepee harden.
"Yes what?" Rexc dinosaur growled again.
"Yes papa, I will do anything you say." Roboberter moaned.
"Get on your knees you little Minecraft hoe." Rexc hissed.
Roboberter proceeded to drop to his knees and look up at his papa.
"Can I take off your pants papa?" Roboberter innocently hums.
Rexc grabbed his Minecraft hoe's hair and brought his mouth down to Roboberter's ear.
"You better not ask me any questions again. Or I will fuckle you up so hard you'll never be able to feel your supple little ass ever again." He murmurs to the boy.
Hearing these words exiting this sexy Scalie man made the ginger tremble with excitement. Immediately, he reached out and yoinked his pants down to his ankles. The gay boi standing in front of roboberter looked down at robobby as he quivered at the sight of his schlong.
Robob reaches out and took the peepee in his hands. He began to stroke the peepee like it was good puppy. Rexilaturous let out a small moan as he felt the gingers soft delicate hands moving up and down his no-no square. Roboberter couldn't stand this anymore. After petting Rexc's dog for a few more strokes, the ginger stood up as well giving Rexc a passionate smooch.
"It's my turn now." Roboberter said into Rexc's ear. The Scalie immediately dropped down to his knees, dropping his pants just as roboberter did to him. Roboberter's dingaling popped out to say hello, and Rexc then grasped it in his hands and too began to stroke the puppy just as roboberter did before.
"I think it's... sexy time." Roboberter said after feeling Rexc's hand on him. Roboberter led rexc onto the ice and there they laid down on the ice and embraced each other like hungry lions fighting for the last morsel of food.
(Okay I cant write this shitaki anymore. It's too dirty for my poor little soul. So here's a little summary)
Vtree stuck his dingaling in Rexc and rexc liked it. Rexc then stuck his schlong in vtree and vtree liked it. They sucked each other's toes because Rexc has a toe fetish, and vtree joined the toe lover gang. They then stuck their peepers into each other somehow and they shot white goo everywhere. They left the ice rink limping and robob drove Rexc home. They kissed and embraced one final time before Rexc limped into his house and shut the door as robob drove away. The next day the worker walks into the rink to set up for the day and notices a bunch of white goo all over the ice. The end. Merry Christmas. Have a nice day I hope you enjoyed this beautiful novel.
