The Riordanverse as Things I've Heard at School

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Jason: I look at so much gay stuff my internet history must think I'm gay.

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*In science class*
Percy: *Looking at a human body model* Oooooo. Miss can I touch it? Can I? Can I?

Teacher: Yea ok

Percy: *Touches it* EW! *Walks away in disgust*

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Will: Where'd my certified chair go? *Looks at Nico*

Will: Oh! There it is! :D

Nico: -_-

Will: *Jumps into Nico's arms*

Nico: Aaaggggh

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*Texting*

Leo: I'm hooott

Piper: Then put on some clothes you dummy

Leo: No

Leo: I am smartypants

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Nico: I'M SECRETLY A VAMPIRE

Will: Aren't you secretly gay??

Nico: Shit no I'm not!

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Percy: *walks into a dark classroom* ... Waddup weebs

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The last one happened to me when I went to anime club and the teacher walked in and said that

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