Batman x Joker ~ He Went Too Far

Chapter 2 ~ An Offer

WARNING! There may be mature scenes! heheh ;-)

Joker's P.O.V ~ I can't help but giggle in delight, he actually got my letter and even better, he decided to come here, but why did he have to come at that exact moment. How embarassing. As I look at him I notice he is turning his head away, making little, or no eye contact with me. I look at him in a confused manner. "What's wrong with you Bats, never satisfied yourself before? You make me ticked whenever you don't look at me." Silence fills the small room. I cross my arms and begin to stand up from the crate I was sitting on. I felt something.. off.. "Your fly is down." Batman said, almost as a whisper. I looked down, reaching my hand down I slowly zipped it up, after tucking in my buldge, hahah! I could feel Bat's eyes on my hand as I was doing this. Suddenly as I finished I throw my fist towards the tall man. He quickly dodges it. "Hahahh!" I start to laugh as he looks at me with anger in his eyes. "Why did you lead me here Joker, what is it you are planning to do?" I straighten myself up as I dust off my purple suit. "I've invited you here because we have business to discuss." I grinned at him. My plan is going to have some changes to it, hehehe!

My original plan was to hold two people hostage until the Dark Knight gives me what I want, money, lots of it. I changed my mind a few minutes ago, after Bruce saw me pleasuring myself, knowing he was watching me made the experience feel more satisfying. What can I say, i'm insane, hahah! I can't wait to see the look on his face when I tell him about my new and improved plan. If he doesn't accept, innocent people will die, so he surely won't decline.

"Bru- I MEAN!" Shit, I almost made his name slip out. "Tell me what you're planning Joker, or we're gonna have to settle this another way." He changes his stance into a more intimadating one. "I'll gladly tell you." I said with a wink. He looked uncomfortable. "Mrs Brown and her adorable little 8 year old girl are tied up somewhere. Somewhere only I know of." I can see his face turn sour under that mask of his. "I have a deal, if you'd like to hear it." I smirked. This is the most fun i've ever had heheh! As I wait for an answer I start to notice something about Batman's body. One area in particular looked different from the other times I saw him. Below his stomache and above his knees was his dick, rock hard inside that tight suit. He has a boner. I struggle to take my eyes away from it, hopefully he wouldn't notice, and he didn't. I finally look away, clearly blushing.

I cover my red face for a moment then lower my hand. He begins to talk "Tell me the deal." Bruce said in a low, somewhat angry voice. I really love teasing him but at the same time I just want to cut him up, that angry voice keeps turning me on and off. It's confusing me! "Okay Bats, listen to me cause i'm only gonna tell you this once." He straightened his back as I began to explain. "If you don't do as I say, the two girls will be brutally beaten and then I will kill them." His fists tighten. "However if you accept my offer I will do nothing to them and let them free but you will have to.." I stopped. "Have to what?" Bats said. I couldn't help but giggle a bit. I looked him in the eyes and said "I want you to spend the night in bed with me." He looked shocked, of course. I was expecting this reaction but seeing it now.. makes me wanna LAUGH! I keep a straight face, then smirk a bit. "Will you accept?" His stance becomes more loose now. "You want.. what?!" He asked, surprised. I turned around and began walking away. "I'll pick you up from here tomorrow before sunset, shall we say 7:00?" Silence. I turned around to see an empty room and an opened window.

DAMN IT! I take out my gun and begin to shoot the wooden crate. He's starting to piss me off, why won't he cooperate with me! I begin to yell out a name. "Jimmy, can you come here for a second?" I wait a minute or so and in comes a man dressed up with face paint and a large butcher knife in his hand. "What do you need boss?" I slowly breathe in and out, then turn to face Jimmy. "To relieve some frustration." I shoot Jimmy in both legs, paralyzing him. He screams in pain. I grab his knife and begin to laugh at the crippled man. "argrggh, it hurts, why did you do that you little fucker!?" I press my finger against his lips while grinning and whisper "shhhhh, don't scream now, that will only make it worse." I begin to swing the knife into his shoulder, up and down, 8 times, until finally I let go as it sticks inside his lifeless body. I wipe the blood off my face with a dirtied hanker chief then leave the warehouse.

Batman's P.O.V ~ I leave the Warehouse before Joker begins to answer my question. There's no way he wants what I think I just heard. That man likes women, i've seen the way he acts around them. Why would he say something as unusual as that?! I know, because he's a psycho, he loves to mess with my mind. As I finally get in the Batmobile I start to feel that feeling in my pants again. Shit. I drive away from the warehouse and make my way to the Batcave.

~Arrives At The Batcave

I jump out of the vehicle and start to take off my gear. "huff huff," it's hard to control it. I head to the elevator and make my way up to the manor. Finally I get to my room, slam, and lock the door. I'm sweating so much. "huff huff" I need to do it, it's gonna bother me if I don't. I reach down into my pants with my hand and grab the hard penis within, "mffhhh." I begin to rub it slowly while teasing it. "mmm, fucck." I start to speed up, making me moan even louder. "AHHH, MMM!" My whole body starts filling up with adrenaline. I'm gonna cum. I need to cum, but I can't. I'm so close but I need something.. Something to turn me on.. I think of the Joker. Nothing but him comes to mind. I think of that moment when he was licking his sticky fingers in the warehouse. "Fuck!" I wish I were those hands. I begin to feel something wet come out of my dick. I start ejaculating, cum squirts onto my chest and on the bed. "Mfhgggh.."

Batman had a batboner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Author's Noot (Note)
~ Wow! What an interesting chapter! I can't believe he just masturbated in like 10 seconds, a new record! (The horny Joker is too much for him lmao) Why does he think of the Joker while masturbating?.. WHO KNOWS! (Probably because it made him hard) It will get better than this, just you wait... I officially suck at writing. Correct my spelling in the comments if I screwed up (it's most likely I did). I'll see you in the next chapter? No? That's fine.. I guess ;-;