The 5 Elements of God: Book 1: Lightning

Part 5: Morons

The morons, Darkness said to himself. Morons, thinking that they are good and safe in their heavenly fortress. But their not. Those morons think whatever they say is secret, but it's not I planted a bug that tells me everything they say. If they ever do find it, it blows up and launches out coal darts, in which all elements, except for me, is not immune to. Except for the almighty lord himself.

The bug, knowing we would be found, it hid underneath the desk, but in the wrong room. The room that it was in was the secondary elements meeting place. They knew it was there, so they fed him fake info. Disguised as their primary element parents, they fed the bug fake info, like where they're going to attack the polluters and stop it and bla, bla ,bla. When the meeting was done, the bug hopped onto Mud, Earth's child, as he road back into the ground. He dug and dug until he hit Yunder G, or underground river, Water's child. He then crawled and crawled util he reached Cora, or core, Fire's child. He then went into a black matter portal in which allowed him to go straight into Darkness's office, where he replayed everything he had heard.

Meanwhile, Fire did not know of the plan. While he was listening, he heard all of their voices.

They didn't tell me there was going to be a meeting. Well, I show them what that they do. I cant believe that they would not tell me of this. They were probably going to tell everyone that they were not going to bust me out of here. Well I'll show them. I'll show Water and Earth. But not Air. Yes \\, she's pretty, funny, and gorgeous, but she probably forgot to write. I cant blame her. So then, he went straight for the gate of the Dead, and started to pull...

Meanwhile, back in the E.R. ward in St. Matrices Hospital, John lay. He was being cured for multiple bruises, broken bones, burns, and wind burn, and too much water in his system, making have to piss every three seconds. His girlfriend, Annie, was sitting, almost asleep, when she heard a sound. It sounded like electricty crackling.