*Mark's POV*
Another day, another cup of coffee. Just some nice morning silence. ...... "WILFORD GET YOUR A** BACK HERE!" ....never mind. "It wasn't me you demonic B**ch!" What the f**k are they fighting about now? "THEN WHY IS THERE A NOTE /IN YOUR HANDWRITING/ THAT SAYS 'JUST BORROWING - WW'?" Why must my egos exist? "Hmmm....good question. Bye!"
"Wil! Dark! Get over here!" I yell. The two walk in. Wil looking...like Wil, and Dark glaring at him with a look that could most likely kill. "Wil, what did you take?" I ask. "......nothing" Warf smirked. "Wilford 'Mother loving' Warfstache what did you take" I glare. "You guys are both boring." Wil says before throwing something at Dark and disappearing.
"When will Anti be here" Dark asks sounding annoyed. "I'm picking them up from the airport in an hour. Can you get someone to tell Wilford to be good? Jack has an ego that you all haven't met and I don't want him getting scared." I say. "Anti has been texting me for 20 minutes now asking if everyone's good. And yes he told me the new ego is completely silent. Don't worry. We'll be able to talk to him." Dark replies. I nod and Dark disappears.
Finally, some quiet morning coffee. "I AM TRYING TO UPDATE! SHUT UP AND GO AWAY." of course not. -_-. "Jacks gonna be here! That means cat's gonna be here! Cat is cute!" Well that's annoying. "IM KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!" of course King's out too. "GO AWAY!!! IM TRYING TO UPDATE" "Google gets more annoyed as Dogiplier and King run around. He glares at the Host. King manages to get into a jar of peanut butter and Mark decides he was wrong about it being peaceful today. The Host agrees. The Host then points out that King got loose in the yard and is covered in peanut butter. He then would like to point out that Dogiplier has also gotten out."
This is going to be a long day.
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FanfictionDanti Septiplier Dapperstache (Warf x JJ) Dr. Iplier x Dr. Schneep Google x Chase Maybe others
