𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐘, preferences

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝

𝐛𝐞𝐧☆
"you silly little goose!"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
my friend walked into a lamppost and I was wheezing

𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬★
"I'm gonna come to school drugged up and then you bitches won't know what to do!"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
I was having a big bad period and had like 3 packs of paracetamol so all my friends were calling me a druggie, so I said that

𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫☆
"I may be built like an ice cream cone, but I can still steal your mans"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
it was very early in the morning, I was probably high or something

𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐨★
"I will go karate on your ass"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
I will

𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞☆
"that was such a fucking waste of coffee"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
I was making coffee this morning and it started leaking onto the counter and I was so confused, then I picked my cup up and the bottom of it stayed on the counter. Long story short I'm stupid :)

𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚★
"I will beat you with my kazoo"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
she's a big bad violin monster, I'm a big bad kazoo monster

𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧☆
"I heard a rumour that you are hella gay"
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
It was just a rumour 🤷🏽‍♀️