Dork kid: Who on Earth decided to milk a cow like what the fuck did someone gremline crawl up to a cow boob and decide
"HMM I NEED A DRINK THIS LOOKS NICE"
like why do people drink cow milk, i gag just thinking about it because i get this visual image of a cow drinking human milk. it is literally lactate specifically for youth growing bovine, and PEOPLE DRINK IT!! THAT TOPS THE CAKE OF "WHAT THE FUCK SOCIETY"
there's much better ways go get calcium than sucking a cow tit.
Rest of the class: .......
Kid sitting there gagging: *drinking chocolate milk*.....
Dork Kid: DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT HOTDOGS AND MAKEUP I CAN RUIN YOU GIRLS'S MORNING ROUTINE
