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Fandom Rant- The Umbrella Academy

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT if you plan on watching The Umbrella Academy and you haven't yet don't read this ok here we go; you have been warned!

Ok here we go:

Klaus Hargreeves deserves the world and Luther sucks Alison sweetie idk what's going on with you Five your amazing sweetie keep going you ragin 53 year old psycho Diego i hated you but then I realized how awesome you are so your fine ily now and Vanya honey you've been through a lot it's understandable just please calm down a bit.

So Klaus:

-non-binary
-pansexual I think, at least VERY gay
-queer ICON
-the truest legend
-Vietnam veteran at like 30 years old
-lost his loved one right in front of him
-this all happened right after he was kidnapped in his towel and tortured for hours after trying to get sober.
-no one noticed he disappeared
-no one noticed or cared that he got tortured or has ptsd
-oh yah he has PTSD
-was experimented and tortured by his adoptive "dad"
-scarred by his own power due to said torments
-can talk to the dead but was scarred by it and he can only escape this torment of talking to corpses by getting VERY high/drunk
-eyeliner+skirt+boots= icon
-is very loving and supportive of his family (see time he immediately reached to protect five from the funeral fight but got slapped down because everyone treats him like shit)
-oh yah only like one person cares about him which is DAVE aka they are the CuTEST fight me
-Klaus And Diego moments towards end of S1
-Klaus And Five moments towards end of s1
-Ben And Klaus as a whole
-Klaus battling his intense ptsd to get his jerk of a brother who is pro incest and really rude but of course OnE wAs On ThE mOoN fOr FoUr YeArS

In conclusion I do not exaggerate when I say I would die for Klaus in a second

Mary by Big Thief from the Umbrella Academy playlist started playing rn and I'm gonna cry it's the song where Klaus gets home from Vietnam please go listen to it I'm gonna go and watch some Dave and Klaus edits now as a I sob bye

Ok in addition let's just talk about Five

-disappeared when they were teens
-traveled to right after the apocalypse
-lives alone with a mannequin for over 30 years in a wasteland
-is 58
-got hired to be a time-traveling hitman in his late fifties
-could have just waited like a few years like five at the most and just avoided the whole thing but was arrogant enough to calculate it on his own and try and get back on his own
-found his fam again(minus a few) but in a 13-year olds body
-is still married to a freaking mannequin named Dolores
-but when he put her back I almost cried the heck??
-basically a psycho
-very smart but very arrogant
-big reputation back at the HQ of the Time place
-almost never shows affection
-drinking problem but makes some good margaritas

I'm too mad to rant about Luther honestly