Gas Pipes

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Gas Pipes
An old victorian term used for especially tight pants.

As the opening and beginning of this tale I have constructed upon my nights of sleeplessness, staring upon my popped corn ceiling, I do declare that IF YOU FREAKING STEAL MY HARD WORK I shall go to the utmost extremes to retrieve my stolen property. Be not a *fly rink*, refuse to become a °Kruger-spoof° and I shall keep my **gigglemug**  securly in tact it's not •making a stuffed bird laugh• but tis a thing that I wish to keep from doing. All this said, I ¤suggestionize¤ all who read this to be curtious to the hard work and imagination and sleepless nights it took to create this.

*an 1875 term for a polished bald head*

°lying from 1896°

** an habitually smiling face**

•absolutely preposterous•

¤a legal term from 1889 meaning "to prompt"¤

Just a little Victorian slang for y'all to brighten your day. 😁😉😚

My goal for getting the first chapter up will be 3/14/2019 have a marvelous day and comment and vote if you like it when the chapters come about!

~Alias

Also, the 2nd Monday of every month, I will post a chapter just for you to comment for a Q&A and the last Saturday of every month I will answer the questions posted that I am able to. 😊

Its a small first chapter at 246 words but I will try to be sure to have more on the next chapters.

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