I was in class and another white boy with curly hair who probably hasn't showered in 4 days walked over. He distracted me and I knocked my Hydroflask covered in Brandy Melville stickers over and splashed just like my coochie. We began talking about quirky things like my Snapchat score of 33,051. All of the sudden my scrunchy broke and my dirty blonde hair came out of it's bun. I went to the bathroom to fix it and he followed. Things escalated quickly and before I knew it I was removing my checkered vans and hoodie. He started playing sicko mode and stopped caring about all my emotions. He began groping my ass and treating me like trash. He slipped off my mom jeans and began eating out my coochie. He blurts out "That coochie tastes Gucci.". Out of nowhere a sophomore walks in the bathroom to start juuling. We run out as fast as possible and I go back to tweeting about Ariana Grande and Troom Troom.
