Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts

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"Hello everyone my names James Corden and I'm being joined by the one, the only Harry Styles and Y/n L/n"

The screams of the crowd grew as our names were said. I looked down at the table. I'm not gonna lie , but I'm going to be sick.

James was smiling wildly and took a seat across from us, completing our triangle at the round table.

" There is nothing to be scared about, how you both feeling right now" James asked.

" I regret being friends with you James" I said as I looked at the array of unusual foods. My response emitted a laugh from James and the audience.

"And you Harold" James said teasingly.

"Nervous" Harry said with an adorable nervous laugh that made the girls in the audience swoon.

I couldn't help but admire Harry in his sexy Navy Blue Velvet suit with a plain black button up shirt.

Sadly my little moment of happiness was ruined by the smell from one of the foods, causing me to cough and gag. Harry looked over me with concerned and mouthed "Are you alright Love".

With tears in my eyes I nodded yes and gave me a small smile. This caused Harry to smile and mouth "I love you" , this caused my smile to grow and I returned the I love you.

Harry and I have been dating for nearly a year, but we have kept our relationship a secret because we liked our privacy. He was a talented superstar and I'm a famous youtuber.

Our little moment was interrupt by James as he begin to point out the disgusting items.

"lets take a look at what we got here then" James said as he began to slowly turn the table.

"We have Salmon Smoothie, Bird saliva , Grasshoppers , Clam juice, Chicken feet, Beef tongue, Bulls penis and hot sauce."

" yum so appetizing" I said sarcastically, earning laughs from everyone.

"ok so I'm gonna be asking Y/n a question and then you Harry, and then Harry you and Y/N will ask me one question. So I will start with  Y/n"

"oh no" I said as james turned the table around.

" I think we gonna start with appetizers so I'll give you some delicious protein packed grasshoppers."

" I dont know whats worse the beady eyes looking into my soul or the question"

"Well I've just seen the question, and its the question" James said laughing.

"Y/n , you have done collaborations on your channel with other fellow youtubers , Who was the worst to collaborate with, Lilly Singh, Nathalies Outlet or Wengie"

"I hate you " I mumbled as I was in serious thought, "they are all such nice people I would like to collab with them again-"

Giving up on stalling I just took a grashooper and threw it into my mouth and tried to chew it really quickly. It was so crunchy and there was liquid in the inside.

I tried swallowing but my gag reflex was not having any of it so I quickly took the bucket and spat out what ever was left, I began coughing , nearly throwing up. After catching my breathe I  put the bucket down.

James handed me a glass of water and I gulp a bit of it down , the slight earthy flavour and texture still present on my tongue.
"That was horrible" I groaned
"Ok, your turn Harold, you look thirsty so I'll give you some bird saliva."

Harry picket up the martini glass and sniffed it , he scrunched up his face in disgust.
"Harold, will one direction ever get back together and when"

The crowd screamed so loudly causing me to laugh at Harry's predicament.
"Ummm, we are planning to get back together soon and that's all that I can tell you"

"Far enough, now what would you like me to eat?"
Harry and I looked at each other with a smirk. I began to turn the table. "I think we should give you the Salmon Smoothie"

James sighed , "you know I had sympathy for you both but now you've done it"
"Mwhahahah" I laughed as I rubbed my hands together.

Harry tell showed me the card with James Question and I instantly smiled .
"Tuck in James" I said

"James, you have worked with many voice actors , who's the worst actor you had to work with"

James didn't even bother to ask he just took his spoon and scooped up the chunky substance and ate it. I looked away , already feeling nauseous.

*many questions later*

"Here is some hot sauce, Ok so final question, and this goes to dear old Harold" , james looks at the card and a giant smile appears on his face before asking.

"Harry rumour is , is that you have a girlfriend, yes or no and who is this girlfriend of yours"

Harry smiled and his cheeks began to turn a rosy red, matching mine.

"Well, she's beautiful , talent and such an amazing human being that gives me the privilege to say that she makes me the happiest man in the world" Harry said as he intertwined our fingers under the table , out of sight from the cameras.

"Wow it sounds like your completely wiped with her, who is she" James asked

Harry looked over at me at kissed me on the cheek , causing my cheeks to redden.

"She is this beautiful woman right next to me" he says as he shows everyone our intertwined hands.

The crowd Awwed and screamed, james push back his chair and was doing a ridiculous dance while singing 'I knew it'

Harry and I both laughed and turned to each other and began to laugh until he leaned his head forward so our noses are touching and he gave me an Eskimo kiss.

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