Plot Generator Stories

Joseph Joestar and the Five Scarred German Shepherds

A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there was a Sexy boy called Joseph Joestar. He was on the way to see his Boyfriend Speed Wagon, when he decided to take a short cut through Griffith Park.

It wasn't long before Joseph got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his bag for his favourite toy, Mr. Grizzly, but Mr. Grizzly was nowhere to be found! Joseph began to panic. He felt sure he had packed Mr. Grizzly. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.

Unexpectedly, he saw a Scarred German Shepherd dressed in a Green Choker disappearing into the trees.

"How odd!" thought Joseph.

For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed German Shepherd. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.

Eventually, Joseph reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from Romaine Lettuce, a house made from Sausage Enlargement Pills, a house made from Vianra, a house made from Strawberry Lube, a house made from Deep Fried Chicken and a house made from Cotton Candy Burrito.

Joseph could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.

"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"

Nobody replied.

Joseph looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

A cackle broke through the air, giving Joseph a fright. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Mr. Grizzly!

"Mr. Grizzly!" shouted Joseph. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"

The witch just shrugged.

"Give Mr. Grizzly back!" cried Joseph.

"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.

"At least let Mr. Grizzly out of that cage!"

Before she could reply, five Scarred German Shepherds rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Joseph recognised the one in the Green Choker that he'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognise him too.

"Hello Big German Shepherd," said the witch.

"Good morning." The German Shepherd noticed Mr. Grizzly. "Who is this?"

"That's Mr. Grizzly," explained the witch.

"Ooh! Mr. Grizzly would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the German Shepherd.

The witch shook her head. "Mr. Grizzly is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." Joseph interrupted. "Mr. Grizzly lives with me! And not in a cage!"

Big German Shepherd ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.

The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."

Big German Shepherd looked at the house made from Cotton Candy Burrito and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from Cotton Candy Burrito if I wanted to."

"That's nothing," said the next German Shepherd. "I could eat two houses."

"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Mr. Grizzly."