"Ohhhhhh Linus-Kun~~ when are you coming hOmeee" said Max
*door unlocks*
"SLAVE I'M HOME!" screams Linus,
"oHhhh LINUS-KUUUUUUUUNNN~~" said Max "give Me YoUR schlong"
"Ok SLAVE"
Max POV
He shoved his peepee stick into my no no hole and then my peepee stick grew and felt tingly,
Then Linus-KUUUN~~ grabbed my peepee stick and ripped it off and threw it out the window.
"Oof"
Writers note- GIMME BACK MY DREAM JOURNAL
Haha p3n1s
