I'm Yours And You're Mine

Part 6

Pidge walked down the hallway when they heard shouting coming from Lance's room. They walked up to the door and pressed their ear against it.

"DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU WERE THE FUCKER WHO THREW THE BLUE SHELL THAT HIT ME!"

"LANCE, I SWEAR, I DIDN'T IT WAS THE—"

"—LIES!"

There was a crash. Pidge whipped out their phone. They sent a text to Hunk that read: Hunk, come quick, I'm at Lance's room. Operation Homo is happening. They made sure it was delivered, then turned back to continue listening. They were trying so hard not to fangirl, Keith and Lance are in a room! Alone! Together! It sounded like Klance— that's what Pidge and Hunk referred to Keith and Lance— was wrestling. There was a shriek, then a giggle? Oh my god, they're having fun too.

"Pidge!" Hunk called from down the hallway, not so subtly. He ran over. "What's happening," he whispered, after receiving a death glare for yelling. Pidge motioned to the door, and listened in on what was happening.

"I TOLD YOU THAT I'D MAKE YOU PAY!"

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING—," there was another crash, "—I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO SOMETHING AS DRASTIC AS THIS?!"

"How is this good?" Hunk turned to Pidge.

"Wait- wait, listen."

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, BUT NOO YOU GO AHEAD AND THROW THAT FILTHY SHELL, AND THEN MAKE IT TO FIRST PLACE?"

Pidge and Hunk looked at each other with stars in their eyes. Hunk put his hand over his mouth, his face barely containing the sheer excitement. Pidge nodded vigorously in response. There was another loud thump on the floor of Lance's room.

"This means we need to start using tactics to bring them even closer, and maybe even get them to tell the team that they're in a relationship!" The two eavesdroppers squealed.

"What was that sound?" Keith broke out of the argument. "It came from outside the door."

Shit! 'Run' Pidge mouthed to Hunk, they both ran away and rounded a corner just as Keith opened the door. He looked both ways, saw nothing, and went back in, annoyed.

Lance was lying with his back on the floor and his legs on his bed. His face was lost in thought, his eyebrows furrowed and his finger twirling a piece of his hair.

"Okay, I've decided to forgive you, now will you forgive me for that tickling incident?"

"Nah."

"But you already made me pay!"

"Nope, not forgiving you."

"Dick."

Keith flopped onto Lance's bed. "You still haven't cleaned up the cereal, you know."

"Shit!" Lance pulled his legs off the bed, and sat up. "Allura's gonna kill me!" He stood up and ran to the door. He turned around, and narrowed his eyes "Oh and don't think I forgot about this! We will settle this, whether you like it or not." He ran to the kitchen. Keith chuckled and went off to the training room.

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"Oh hey Hunk," Lance said as he entered the kitchen. Hunk was cleaning up the mess of cereal on the floor. "Oh Hunk! You don't need to do that, I'll clean it up."

Hunk popped up. "Laaaance!" he said a little too enthusiastically, "Whatcha been up to? I haven't seen you all day! I was about to start making lunch!"

"I've been uh, chilling in my room, just doing my thing," he lied. Technically it's not lying, I'm just leaving out some facts. I'm not a liar.