you don't plan murder out loud.
leo: *flirting with pisces*
scorpio: *staring silently*
cancer: you're really quiet today, scorpio.
scorpio: no one plans a murder out loud.
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the voice.
virgo: i have a bad feeling about this...
aries: what do you mean?
virgo: don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?
aries:
virgo:
aries: ...no?
virgo: that... that explains so much.
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pay me.
capricorn: i don't get paid enough for this.
libra: for what?
capricorn: *gestures to everything*
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what would you do?
leo: *set food on fire last night*
pisces: haha.
leo: what if i had died?!
pisces: then you're dead.
leo: and what would you do if i were dead?
pisces: i would have gone to your funeral.
credits: me. just a fun original.
just no.
cancer: don't you ever yearn for personal contact?
aquarius: i don't even want to be having this conversation right now.
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YOU ARE READING
the zodiac diaries.
Fantasythis will be a book that i update while i work on other stories. it'll be a place where i can update whenever i want, so expect them to be random. this book will include: -opinions -scenarios -stereotypes -all that good shit enjoy!
