Hello guys! This will be a CRAZYYYY chapter because I'm going to be chatting about how my vacation was with my nerdy best friend, Zaira. So just pause to get some tea and some popcorn.
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We had a vacation to the water park. The Robloxian Waterpark. Unfortunately there was school in a week. I hate our school. The only thing I like about my school is the boys. Oh the boys. They are too cute. Zai always tell me to focus on school but why focus on school when I can focus on boys? While I was thinking about this, Zai told me "Jess I know how you can be around boys sometimes. You can get a little crazy". I rolled my eyes. I can't help it!
She also told me how it's a girls trip. I mean I wanted to hang out with boys! She said how it's not a girls and guys you meet trip. I wish it was though.
I looked around the waterpark and it was so beautiful. Then, Zai interrupted my thought. "Maybe we should go to the hotel until morning. It's late".
I rolled my eyes. Zai never knows how to have fun sometimes. I told her we should just have some fun. No way would I go to sleep.
We found our hotel. It was quite small but it was fine.
Me and Zai were looking for some good bathing suits and I found the perfect one. It definitely showed off my butt.
It was black with white polka dots. She was wearing a green mermaid swimsuit. It looked cute. She would definitely get tons of boys if she wore that. But of course, Zai would never approve of that.
When we finished with our swimsuits, Zai said she would lounge on the chairs. I told her that maybe I'll meet a boy. Believe me, I was sure I would. Then Zai responded with "omg you're so boy crazy Jess". Zai showed me a boy who was running up the stairs. That boy was definitely cute. Looks like Zai does have taste.
I saw another boy. With spiky hair and cute glasses. "I'm going to hunt him down!", I said. Zai told me that I was going to "scare him off". I mean, has she seen me?
He was cuter than I thought he was. I decided to be a good citizen and greet him. His name was David. I said to him "Hey David, how are you today?".
But you wouldn't believe what happened next. HE RAN AWAY. THEN LEFT. Zai started laughing loudly. I rolled my eyes at her. I was definitely going to hunt David down. "Rejected!" Zai said. I WAS SHOOK TO THE CORE.
She told me that I never get rejected (which was true). I smiled proudly. Then, out of nowhere this crazy lady with skeleton legs tried to beat us up with her balloon. Oooo I just wanted to snatch that umbrella right off her head. She flinged Zai into the pool.
I was about to get all up in her face. I told her "Gurl! Calm yourself!". She flinged me across the water park. EVEN MY WEAVE GOT FLINGED.
Finally Zai found me. I told her how that lady ruined my beautiful hair and she said "you mean your weave?". This day has shook me a lot.
Zai and me walked to the pool. FINALLY, she was ready. "I'm gonna slay right now!" I told her.
My eyes caught up with a cute boy. I greeted him. But for some reason he kept running away from me. Zai was probably scaring him away, ugh.
I looked behind me and she told me to get down from the slide. "These boys must be blind. Do they not see me?" I told Zai. I jumped in the pool. "Let's gp go on the slide!", I told her. I was so excited to go on the slide!!
Then, typical Zai disagreed. What a chicken.
I told her to not be a chicken. Zai can be a real party pooper sometimes...
Zai was shook when I said that. But you know, I only said that to convince her to come with me ;)
AND IT WORKED.
I made chicken sounds at her.
We were sky diving and it was so fun. I could've sworn I heard someone say my name tho heheh. Hopefully a cuteee boy.
While I was waiting for Zai, I found another cute boy. I asked him how was his day and he just left. So disrespectful!
Then I found a group of cool people. And by what I mean by people, I mean BOYSSSS.
"You got me killed Jess! I could've died out there! ;-;", Zai told me.
"Oof. Wait I see a cute boy brb C;", I said as I ran off after the boy.
That boy ran off with some other girl. Ooooooh I'm gonna hunt him down. I rolled my eyes. Zai told me: "Jess, I'm not saying I know more about Boyd but you have to stop being so thirsty!". I was offended. Then Zai tried giving me some advice. I will never take advice from her hehe. She told me to play it cool. Has she seen me?! I can't play it cool with a butt like mine.
I told her how I haven't kissed a boy in years. The one time I did, it was at 2nd grade! Don't judge, he was super cuteee. With curly hair. I miss him. But he went off with some ugly girl named Jolaniana.
Zai went off to get some drinks and I continued swimming. So many cute boys here, I thought.
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"Jess I think they only speak Spanish. Say hola!" Zai suggested. They either speak Spanish or they're crazy. How do they NOT notice me?
I said hola to a cute blonde dude. He ignored me so I screamed HOLAAA. Then, he told me he would report me to security. At least he noticed me ;).
Zai motioned to a guy in red adidas. I screamed "boy hola!". He ran off. He mumbled something under his breath, something about they shouldn't let certain people stay in these water parks. Certain beautiful people he probably meant ;)
Zai told me that she was "going to show me how it's done". Yeah right. I don't need a potato to teach me romance haha.
I told her how these boys are crazy. It's true. The only words they are telling me are warning before they call the cops.
She told me to "watch and learn from the 'professional'". I watched her and looks like her method didn't work either.
I posed by the pool. Hopefully most boys saw me.
"Hola como estas?" Zai asked the red adidas guy. He responded with: "Tú y tu amigo necesita dejarme solo antes de que llame a la policía". I assumed it wasn't something good. Then he ran off.
"I think you're right, these boys are crazy", Zai told me.
We went to Cafe Pastel in the Waterpark. "Are you ready for school?" She asked me. I responded with yess. Zai was so surprised. So was I. I never like school unless there is a boy there. A cute boy at most.
"Since when did you become so boy crazy? Remember in kindergarten when we thought boys had cooties?" Zai told me and laughed.
I saw another cute boy. So many cute boys today omg.
We tried sitting near some people and they tried whacking us with their balloons. I was about to snatch their ears but Zai pulled me out before I could unfortunately. I rolled my eyes at Zai.
"Really Zaira?! I was about to slap that girl!" I told her. "We're going to go back to school all beat up", Zai told me.
While Zai was talking, a cute boy approached us. "Let's go on the diving board jess", Zai said.
I greeted the guy. He was so cuteee 😍.
Zai said nevermind because the diving board was too high. What a chicken! Zai sat on the diving board to the end and I pushed her off. I laughed so much. She was sister shook!
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Another girl whacked us with Mickey Mouse headband. I was about to snatch that headband right off her weave.
Byeee guys I thought this diary was gonna be useless but it was surprisingly fun. That was all the tea how you sipped all of it!
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My Nerdy Best Friend ~ Jess' POV
FanfictionThis is a fan fiction of ZaiLetsPlay's youtube roblox series "My Crazt Best Friend". But instead, this is Jess' perspective. Hope you enjoy. Hello! I'm Jess! I will tell you all the tea about my life and especially my best friend, Zai!