Helen: Um...Hey EJ?
EJ: Yeah?
Helen: I have a question...What do you think about all of us?
EJ: *smiles* Well...Where to begin? First off, Jeff is an asshole. BEN is a dorkish midget dick. Slendy's okay. LJ is annoying. Toby...Well...Toby's alright. I get that he's bipolar but he's kinda hard to talk to...Sally's just a normal brat. Helen, you're fine. Bloody's alright, I guess... not bad. Nina's a fucking creepy pervert. Jane's cool, I guess. Clockwork's fine. Smile and Grinny are just...Smile and Grinny. Splendor is annoyingly optimistic. Offender is a perv and Trendy is way too obsessive over pieces of cloth. Yeah...that's it.
Jeff: WHAT?!?!
Slenderman: ...I let you live here.
Toby: Ass...*twitch*
Sally: That wasn't nice!
Jane: Thanks Jack!
Nina: I am not!
BEN: You shouldn't have said that...
LJ: *giggles* I can be much worse.
Trender: *giving an unheard speech about clothing*
Splendor: Hey!
Offender: *frowns* It's what I do best, baby.
Helen: Thanks man.
EJ: ...*laughs*
Helen: Well. I think we're done now...Bye!
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