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Cheddar

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Are you confused about the title? Should be. This story is also kinda confusing. Just...read it I'm not giving spoilers. Jerk.

#fat #food #funny #hell #hungry #hungy #slay

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by tbfhdevaughn

by tbfhdevaughn

                                    
                                              "Don't touch my cheddar." Aislinn Smochh says while her double chin wobbles under her.
                          All these fat children need to go back 
                          home. Seems like walking from class to class isn't working for them. 

                          "Okay so this morning I woke up to a cute good morning text from Micheal Slayer!!" Boast Katie Lilak.
                          Micheal Slayer is like the Justin Bieber of Crintac High. Wow, stupid name. I should've chosen a better one..hmmmmm. Grandeliana High...that's so much better. Anyways so there this tall, talkative, annoying fat girl named Aislinn Smochh. And she's like rich and stuff but everyone hates her. What everyone loves about her is how she doesn't care. She's like this big fat bullhog. 
                          "Get out of my seat!" Aislinn screams at a Sophomore to move out of a random seat at lunch.
                          HER TRAY WAS FILLED WITH EVERYTHING!! No wonders she's fat. Her mom needs to put her on a diet. But she said that her mom said that she is perfect I'm every way. HA! She looks like a baby hippo.