Peppa Pig X Shrek

~Daddy~

Peppa was enjoying a nice summers day with her brother. They were playing together in the yard. What started out as an innocent game of hide and seek soon turned into an intense blood bath, a fight to the death.

"I SAW YOU!" George yelled

"NO YOU DIDN'T" Peppa replied with a slight growl. She sheathed her sword and prepared for battle. "It's over brother." She murmured under her breath with a gleam in her eye. George ran in fear, because he forgot his mace therefore, her couldn't defend himself.

"GET BACK HERE" She cried running towards her 2-d house. As she ran to her house she tripped and rolled down the hill, into the woods, over the room and finally landing In a  dark, musky swamp.

"Where am I?" She cried, tears steaming down her pink pale face. She was scared yet felt safe in this swamp. She began to wonder trying to find a safe place when she came across what seemed to be a small shack. She rapped on the door.

"Who is it?!" A deep husky voice yelled clearly mad. This voice seemed to turn peppa on, she liked it very much.

"Peppa" she said in a happy high voice. An answer came there none, just shuffling. Suddenly an eye appeared at the peep hole looking down at her. It seemed to be in aw as if it had just seen an angel. She heard locks click and clang until the door finally opened.

"What's a cute thing like you doing in my swamp." The ogre said, a large hand on his hip. He moved from the door way signalling for her to come inside. And she did just that.

"Please sit down" He said a seductive look in his nutty eyes. Peppa didn't know how to respond, why would this handsome, green skinned man would want to be near a lowlife like her. Regardless she sat down at his crooked table, covered in mold.

"I'm sorry for not introducing myself sooner, my name is Shrek." He said. Peppa found this name to be very, hot. She felt her face redden as the ogre sat next to her, shaking the table and chairs with a thud

Right then Peppa felt a little intimidated, but who cares! A dominant man is what she needs! She batted her eyelashes and stared deeply into Shrek's eyes, as he slurped up some slugs. His odd eating habits enticed her

"What?" Shrek scoffed, feeling uncomfortable with her .

"I-it's just! Y-your so h-handsome...I couldn't look away." She was just speaking the truth, saying what she saw. Shrek was a bit shocked at this statement and began to blush.

"Only Fiona has ever said that to me...and she left me" He paused and gave her puppy dog eyes "Are you going to leave me too?"