Peppa Pig X Shrek

The Finale

Fiona dragged the piglet out from under the bed. She laughed at the sight of the small creature fearing her very presence. But this lasted for only a moment.

"Why is this thing here?" Fiona asked Shrek with a gleam in her eye. Shrek was hesitant to answer. He thought she'd never come back and here she was, holding his most recent lover.

"It's uh-" he had to think of something quick. Something to please his significant other. Something to make her smile and shower him with love. "Our dinner"

Peppas eyes widened with fear. She though this man loved her with all his heart, but now he only loves her with his stomach!

"What do you mean?! I've been...fooled?!" Peppa cried out to him, devastated as she cared deeply for him. Their moments together, lips touched and bodies mashed together meant nothing to him.

"Well then I'll go start up the oven!" Fiona placed Peppa on the bed and headed out of the room, skipping towards the kitchen and humming to herself.

"I'm sorry my love" Shrek whispered to Peppa, caressing her misshaped face. Peppa teared up and  hugged him.

"I can't believe this...you're going to eat me..our moments together meant nothing after all..." Peppa was balling at this point. She missed mommy pig and daddy pig, she even missed George. Now she can't say goodbye to them or attempt to kill them again.

"Please Peppa, I didn't mean to use you. I just wanted my wife to love me again" Shrek wouldn't dare cry, instead he crunched on an onion for emotional support. The layers reminded him of himself and gave him comfort.

The oven beeped in the kitchen and Fiona returns with a sauce. "Get ready for rubbing" she giggled as she squirted the sauce onto Peppa.

Peppa squirmed as their large hands rubbed against her naked body. She knew this was the end but she rather enjoyed it. Shreks strong hands felt lovely against her thick skin.

"Time to say goodnight piggy" Fiona said, carrying Peppa to the oven. Peppa didn't dare fight back, this was an honourable death. She would be eaten by the man who taught her how to love. 

"Goodbye, daddy" She whispered as flames engulfed her body. Silently she let herself burn to death, and later she was eaten.

"Why is she so tasty?" Shrek thought to himself as he began to munch on her thigh. It was crisp and full of flavour, with a hint of gun powder. It was all he imagined her to be.

And thus their love burnt to a crisp.