Me: Heyo~ I'm back biOtCh! It's been so long and I got my grades up to almost All A's but one B :'D. None of y'all probs read this anymore but oh whales. Anyways on to the damn reactions.
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Natsu: WAiT who tf are they again¿
Everyone: You fucking idiot-
Wendy: W-WAiT! It's the Gray that doesn't strip like our Gray right?
Me: Ya.
Wendy: And the Juvia that isn't Uhm... uh...
Me: Completely in Love? *coughs* stalks and is in love *coughs*
Wendy: Y-Yeah. *sweatdrops*
Gajeel: I don't even care. I ship our Gray and Juvia why not ship these hoomans.
Cobra: You said you didn't care but you clearly do-
Gajeel: stfu
Cobra: Make me bIsH.
Gajeel: You wAnNa fItE pUnK¿
Cobra: CuM aT mE bRo.
Everyone else: Why tf did you spell come cu-
Me: ITS MY FUCKING WATTPAD SHIT STFU!
Everyone else: *sweatdrops & sighs at my stupidity*
Wendy: Uhm... Otherwise I approve! I just hope Gray doesn't get heartbroken by Juvia.
Me: Which ones? Our stripper Gray and Stalker Juvia- I mean VERY undressed Gray and most lovely lovey dovey Juvia¿
Wendy: What's wrong with you Author Chan?
Me: Everything.
*silence*
Me: *Oh shit my weird sadness has cum out*
Me: *slaps thyselves*
Everyone else: NANI¿¡ DAFUQ¿¡
Me: Happiness and Mystic Messenger~
Everyone else: What¿
Me: OH SHIT WRONG CHAT-
Everyone else: Can we just react..¿
Me: FiNe gO AhEaD... ;—;
Laxus: Seeing as how you horribly described them-
Me: What did you say you little shit?
Laxus: Uhh... HOW YOU FANTASTICALLY DESCRIBED THEM, I guess I ship.
Me: :))
Laxus: You're ducking creepy...
Me: Ik *insterts Lenny face*
Laxus: And you try too hard.
Me: How did you know?
Laxus: O.o
Me: :)))
Natsu: I still don't know who they are.
Sting & Rouge: None of us know either Author Chan!
Me: Well boo hoo hoo.
Sting: Why tf are we here if we can't even react to anything!
Rogue: Remember she's paying us with cookies that's why we're tolerating her.
Me: Yep.
Sting: You aren't denying it..¿
Me: No... Because we all know I pay you guys with shitty food anyways. ^^
Laxus: Again, you try too hard.
Me: STFU I SUCC OKAY!?
Laxus: Yeah you suck dick-
Me: I'm in middle school.
Laxus: O.o
Me: :))
Laxus: Then why do you swear so much-
Me: Ivebeenexposedtotoomanyshitinmylifefrommyfriendsandtheyalltortureme.
Laxus: OKaY...
Rogue: I'm leaving now bye hoes.
Me: Bai bai!~
Sting: •~•
Me: :>
Natsu: I still don't know who they are-
Me: Just imagine Gray not stripping and being attached to Juvia. And Juvia not being a stalker and basically hates Gray.
Natsu: Ohhh I get it- I still don't get it.
Me: >:|
Me: Leave pAtHeTiC fOoL.
Natsu: FiNe with me!
Me: LEAF WHORE!
Gajeel: Should we be saying this in front of the little twerp. *points to Wendy*
Me: Oh don't worry she has AirPods on and she's listening to baby shark do do do do do do do do do do do do do-
Gajeel: OKaY I get it.
Me: Okay that's enough for today! Ily all sm and until next time bai bai~
Slayers: Baiii!~
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DragonSlayers React To Ships
FanfictionWe all have our favorite ships right? Well this time the Dragon Slayers will be reacting to them.
