Me: hey guess what
Xavier: what
Me: there is fanfiction about us
-screeches-
Xavier: um
Me: -more fangirly screeches-
Xavier: i have mixed feelings about this
Me: read it then
Xavier: -reads 1st chapter HOLY SHIEEEET
Me: YEP
Xaiver: but where am i young lady
You better not hook up with alex
Me: but but
Xavier: alex's butt u lil shit
Me:NONononon no ones butt
Execpt yours
Xavier: DAMN RIGHT
