Skit (Memeulous x ImAllexx)

Skit

Alex

I laugh as George complains for the millionth time about how he can't breathe.

"Maybe if you weren't such a pussy about showing your face, you would be able to breathe."

"Shut up, you nonce. I've told you I won't be doing a face reveal until my cpm is nonexistent."

"But you have a good face."

"Cheers, Alex. I just don't feel comfortable enough for that."

I sigh.

He's so cute. I don't see what the problem is.

I quickly push away my gay thoughts. I don't need this bullshit in my life right now. Especially when it's never going to happen in a million years. I've been roommate-zoned.

"Anyways, let's get this skit over with, yeah?"

He puts on his video voice for that sentence and turns on the camera.

I laugh nervously as I remake the Danielle Cohn video about "protective boyfriend reacts to adult Halloween costumes"

I blush as George pulls me onto his lap but I try to keep my composure.

"Hey, boyfriend, I think it'll be a great idea for you to react to me wearing sexy costumes for YouTube, don't you agree?"

I watch George, waiting for his response.

"Sounds like a great idea, Alex! CPM is rather low."

I hit him lightly and leave his lap. I nervously walk into my room to put on this gay gladiator outfit type deal and look at myself in the mirror before heading out.

I've never looked gayer in my life. Not even when I had purple hair.

Hesitantly, I leave my room and walk to George, who's on the sofa and talking to the camera. He stops talking immediately when I enter the room, making me even more self-conscious. George never shuts up.

"This is going on the internet, you do know that right?"

George asks me. I hear concern in his voice as well as something else that I'm too tired to identify.

"Uh, yeah...Yeah..People will take it as a joke."

He slowly nods and I walk into view of the camera. George pulls me in front of him but not on his lap. I look at him, forging a naughty look even though I'm just as uncomfortable as he is.

"What do you think about this one, cutie?"

I purr, unconsciously getting closer to him.

"Uh, you're...Uh..."

He stands up.

"Is this part of the script?"

"You didn't read it?"

"I got the gist of it, but -"

He gets cut off by my fake sword being put at his throat. I smile, surprisingly confident in this situation.

"Alex, what are you doing?"

I put down the sword and step closer.

"Uh, Alex?"

I kissed him before I could stop myself. He's unresponsive for a few seconds before he kisses me back. I smile into the kiss, which makes him break it.

"What just happened?"

He says breathlessly. I'm just as breathless, but I simply reply,

"I don't know. All I know is that I want to do it again."

This time, he initiated the kiss. He gently pulls me by my belt loops towards him. I've never been 'drunk on a kiss' before this very kiss. I've never felt so alive. He breaks the kiss again, annoying me slightly.

I just want to kiss him forever.

"Alex, we left the camera on."

"I'll edit it out, don't worry about it. Just kiss me again."

"I will once the camera is off. You took off my bandana to kiss me, you nonce."

"Maybe I'll leave it in and just blur you out."

I smile deviously. He laughs under his breath and says,

"So you want to be a slut for views?"

I step closer to him, smirking. I reply,

"You did say cpm is low."

He laughs and turns off the camera.

"Hot costume prank on roommate (GONE WRONG) (GONE S3XU4L!)"

We both start laughing. I walk to him again and hug him.

"I'm titling it. 'Leaking Memeulous's Face.'"

"Ah, cheers mate."

I smirk and wrap my arms around him.

"I sure do love clickbait."

He scoffs but says nothing. I smile and take off his hat and sunglasses, looking him in the eyes. I kiss him again, happy to get drunk on his lips.