Today was my first day of senior year. Not only was I nervous, but I felt confused. Not because of my classmates, but because i was helping ' slasher-sit’ the past weekend. It wasn’t at all like I had expected. Please allow me to indulge you in this monstrosity of a tale.
It was the Friday morning before I was to begin class the following Monday. Kate calls me up and tells me the guys have been crashing at her house and she desperately needs a break. So I agree to take the guys off of her and Celeste’s hands while they take a weekend vacation.
I get in my car and drive over to her house where I see Kate trying to catch a chicken before Jason gets to it. Celeste trying to chase down Freddy who was running around Toilet papering Kate's house. Her dad didn’t look pleased at all.
I do the duck and cover till I reach the door and her dad pushes Michael and Leather face towards me.
"Take these vulgarians. There your problem now missy." her father says as he slams the door.
Celeste finally stops Freddy as she sees me and drags him over.
"Just in time!" Celeste says out of breath as I chuckle " yeah, so there throwing you girls a vacation party?"
"No, they thought that we were leaving them here, alone, for the entire weekend." Kate says as she walks over full of feathers.
"Jason… Stop trying to eat the chicken, will stop and get something on the way to my house." I say as I smack his hand away from reaching for the practically bald chicken.
"So where are you going for vacay?" I ask as I slap Freddy away… I never did trust those razor fingers... especially around my hair.
"We’re going to Florida, hit Disney land and then hang on the beach the rest of the time." Celeste chimed in.
" yessss!" Kate said very happily.
" Have sun and be safe." I hug Celeste and Kate then talk to the guys.
" Come on guys, lets put your bags in my trunk , then we can get situated in my car."
After we put their bags, weapons, teddy bears, blankets ( and Jason’s bald chicken out of the trunk) I Made Jason, Freddy and Michael sit in the back and put leather face in passenger.
It was 30 minutes to my house. LF kept rolling the windows up and down and slamming the glove department door open and shut. Michael was content to keep pulling my hair and tapping my shoulder when I was driving. Freddy kept poking Jason and Jason kept slapping Freddy. Oh boys will be boys.
I stopped by pizza hut and grabbed 6 pizzas and 10 (3) liters of soda.
We finally arrived at my house.
" Nice digs yo!" Freddy yelled as he somersaulted across my couch and grabbed the remote.
Jason heard chickens and roosters and a cow so he RAN toward the barn.
Leather face went straight to my bathroom and locked the door. (This can’t be good…)
Michael went to my closet, and began looking through my clothes.
I went out, got Jason and made him sit in the living room with Freddy, Then got Michael ( Who had my pirate costume on) brought him and sat him down on a chair, Then went to get Leather face, who had used all my good makeup on his mask ( great… need some more makeup now.)
" All right boys, I need to lay down some rules. If you stay under my roof, you abide by MY rules." I say sternly.
" Psh, someone’s already a overprotective parent." Freddy slouched back on the couch and folded his hands.
