Jamie Oliver stormed into the house, took off his pants and was greeted by the big WILLNE and a petite welsh woman named JILLIAN HUDSON VALLEY
BUT oh no is that. yep. It's MOMO MOMO "I like em' daed I like em' 7 years old."
"Took you long enough" Jill siad taking a long drag from her 2 cigarettes in her mouth, "I hope you get run over!" I shouted taking her cigerates and sticking them into her eyes
just then Gordon Ramsey burst through the door and yelled this at Jamie Oliver "this squid is so undercooked I can still her it telling Bob Sponge to fuck off"
"Don't you know what this means?"
Ricegum looked up and did the weird dream sequence look (you know the look) and yelled: "IT'S an execution"
Ellen just then spits out a signed copy (ninja) of Fortnite for the Xbox 360 and says to Ricegum and KSI who is having S3cky time with HIS brother Defi and and says "That's ain't family friendly PG fam, ya get me my ni//e.l"
Then the square headed walked into the room on his phone and looked up and said "Buy tickets for TWOTI Live." And then left
Willne stands over Defi's dead body and cackles like the square heade he is.
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Willne x morgz x Jamie Oliver cookbook
Vampirethis is for you cult of dave Meme of the chapter Edit: At the unlucky event, this work becomes famous, I wrote this back in March for shits and giggles (8.11.2019) Edit: DON'T TAKE THIS FIC SERIOUSLY !! (10/05/2019)
