Galaxy's Joke Book

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Why did the scarecrow get a reward?

He was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a fish with out eyes?

Fsh.

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A good friend calls you in jail

A great friend bails you out of jail

A best friend sits with you in jail and says "Wasn't that fun?"

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I won't have to worry about being kidnapped. They would bring me back in less than an hour. 

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My room is not a mess. It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

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This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat 

NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD ONLY IN EACH LINE FROM THE START.

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I wonder if clouds ever look down down at us and say" "Hey look! That one is shaped like an idiot!"

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How to stop time: KISS

How to travel in time: Read

How to escape time: Music

How to feel time: Write

How to waste time: Social Media

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Welp, here's some shit i found on the internet

Hope yall enjoyed