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Chapter 3

Sam's Pov

I woke up with Katrina still asleep in my arms. I remembered last night. I looked at my sleeping wife. God, she is so pretty. I needed to go check in Abby but I didn't want to leave Katrina. And I couldn't grab my phone because she was in my arms. So I just laid there. I let her sleep. But not too long because she woke up just a few minutes later.

"Good morning," she said in a sleepy voice

"good morning," I replied as I pecked her on the lips We got up and Katrina went downstairs and I went to Abby's room. I went to her door and cracked it opened and peeled inside. She was there sleeping on the floor. I went in and picked her up and put her in the bed. I threw a quilt over her and kissed her forehead. I then left the room and shut her door. I went downstairs to find Colby crashed in the couch and Katrina in the kitchen. I ran upstairs and grabbed my camera.

"Hey, guys so Colby is passed out on the couch right now so I decide to wake him up," I said with a smirk
I quietly crept down the stairs to find him still asleep.

"I got the camera," I said to say pointing it at her

"Samuel, let him sleep. He was out late last night," she said

"no way not after last week's prank," I said. I put the camera in the coffee table and went into the kitchen. I grabbed a pot and put it in the sink

"Umm. No. You are not pouring water all over my sofa." She said.

I huffed. "Fine," I ran back upstairs and grabbed some sharpies form Abby's room

"Samuel, are you seriously going to color on him?" Katrina said in an annoyed tone

"Yes, yes I am," I replied pulling off the cap of the blue. I pressed it on his back and made a little scribble. I then took a purple and drew a cat on his back. I grabbed some reds and drew pentagons and upside down crosses. I kept drawing on him till there was no more room. He flipped over onto his back in his sleep.

"This is too easy" I whispered to the camera. I drew on his front side and finished. Katrina came over and looked at him "Oh my god, Sam," she said with a light laugh. I then didn't think that was enough so I ran to the bathroom and grabbed some Icy-hot and rubbed it on him just like in the trap house. I stayed back an showed the camera what I did. I then waited. He woke up.

"oooh, Why does my back burn?" He said sounding confused. he looked up at me then at the coffee table

"Did you really put icy hot on my back again like the traphouse prank wars?" He asked

I laughed, "no."

"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, Why does it burn worse than last time?!" she said getting off of the couch

Katrina started to laugh too

"You let him do this to me?" "And why is my... Samuel John Golbach, This better not be Sharpie." He said giving me the death glare. He looked at the side table and saw Abb's sharpie case

"Or you are so dead Sam," He said getting up

"you better run Sammy, boy!" Katrina exclaimed

"Yeah, you better run Sammy, boy," he said

I ran out of the house and down the street. He chased me all the way down the block. He then stopped and turned around. He started running back to the house. I was confused for a moment but then realized that he's locking me out of the house. I ran after him and he got inside just before I could get there

"Colby open this door!" I yelled

I looked over to the big living room bay window Colby was standing there laughing at me. I walked around the back of the house and climbed up the tree. Katrina had gone upstairs for me and unlocked the window so I could crawl in. When I was inside I walked into Mine and Katrina's Closet and grabbed the giant nerf gun that I had hidden in there. I grabbed it and put some bullets in it. I was about to go shot Colby when Abby walked in.

"What are you doing?" She asked

"Shooting Colby, wanna help?"

"Umm, why wouldn't I?" she said

I grabbed another nerf gun and handed it to her We snuck out onto the stairs and slowly stepped down. Colby was talking to Kat. She saw me out of the corner of her eye. I winked at her. She knew what we were doing Just as he was starting to run around we shot him multiple times.

"What the- Sam??" He said sounding confused

Abby shot him in the face and he shot her a glare

"Oh this is on now child" He exclaimed

Colby ran into his room and grabbed a gun We all started shooting each other It was fun until one of us hit Katrina. We all stopped shooting. She looked at us

"Okay, this is a war now!" She yelled She grabbed one of the guns laying on Colby's bed and started to spray us with bullets.

We went on for hours with this. Hearing Abby laugh again was the best thing I could ever imagine. W When it was almost 1:30 in the morning we decide that we should go to bed. Katrina put Abby to bed and then Colby and I picked up all of the stray bullets laying around.

"you know," Colby said, "It's good to see you smile again." He said to me

I laughed at his comment. We finished picking up then I went upstairs. And went to bed.