You wake up on a Sunday and roll you fat as out of bed. You think to yourself, I want some chicken nuggets at McDonald's! You through on a sexy outfit showing off all of your rolls. You hop onto your hot wheels scooter and SCURT YOUR WAY DOWN TOWN to McDonald's. You open the door to McDonald's and the smell of obesity and diabetes hit you, it smells like home you thought. You look at the cashier and see that Bob Ross is working. You notice that you have a boner and you try to hide it. You go up to him and say, " Hey my sexy whore! I want five chicken nuggets please!" Bob Ross winks at you and says, " Sure my sexy accident! And look at those rolls, I love them plumpy and chunky!" You were so excited for your chicken nuggets you thought to yourself. A few minutes later you get your chicken nuggets. They were painted with murals of trees. You ate one then Bob Ross signals you to come over. He later starts to finger you with the nuggets. THE END
