Why is tough to find a lover

This is urgent I need a lover

I can hear the bird chirping outside , oh its so nice to hear . I can hear some other sound, more like a noise . Ah I know this voice.

" wake up sleepy head"  When I opened my eyes there was a 9 year old child , its my cousin Ron. You may think that it is  cute to have a 9 year old child to wake you up with his hands but that is not what happened . Let me explain in my version ,a 9 year old came running and screaming " waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkeeee uuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp" this child we speak of is 39kg jumped on my bed which lead to compression of my thorax and difficulty in breathing so I wake up for my life. Is my explanation good enough.

" Idiot , do not jump on me you meatball" i fell down to escape from his weight ( and for my life) and i crawled to the bathroom and shut the door. " come on sis , cannot you tolerate that much of pain then how can tolerate birth pain" came running towards the bathroom. Who thought all this to this kid" who told you all that" i slowly opened the bathroom with toothbrush in my mouth. 

" Big bro Mick told me and told me that ur tougher then me and you can tolerate a lot of pain so" he made such a guilty face that my heart melted even though he is a devil." don't do that again" i warned with a glare " now go down i will be there in 5 mins" he went down running.

I changed into sport wear, why u ask obviously to go jogging. I went down to the main hall ,no one was there so went outside. Now before me I can see 9 mens (one is a kid Ron)most of them are around their 20s to 30s or look like that and right now are topless showing their abs off. OMG what a sight thats what most of the girls would  say but for me it's nothing special because I see this almost every day and they are my brothers and uncles or should i say my asshole bros." hey catlady can u hurry up we need to go jogging" my 2nd bro (Alex)screamed with annoyance, " don't be harsh, come mal time to go jogging " my 1st bro(Robin) said politely, look how is speaking the one who torched  me for half of my life only stopped because his girlfriend is my friends sister ,asshole. " thats enough its already too late lets start" dad announced and started running , that was weird why did dad did not say anything on top of that I am 34sec late today, something is wrong. We stared jogging ,no its more like running I myself came to know the difference between jogging and running after I stared schooling when my friend asked me why am running when we are supposed to jog in PT. As usual I was behind everyone in this supposed to jogging session  but something is wrong . My 3rd uncle john who usually tease me for running so slow is quite is very very very quite , this is not a good sign. 

We stopped by the gym behind my house , something is wrong by now I should have fought with at least one of them but no one is talking to me but this is a good thing right. I don't always get so much of peace in my home. My phone started loading with messages all from my bbf, its a shock that they are up so early it's only 5:35am, I looked into the message they were chatting about thier husband. These ladies need to stop badmouthing about their husband in the chat group because there are to people who are still unmarried, one is obviously me another is my best friend / best enemy/ best partner in crime . i will let u know about my friends later, know the main point is I am smiling and chatting my dad and uncles are staring at me.I can feel their them staring at me , so I looked up . Suddenly everyone stared to act as if they were with their own physical workout.

" who are u chatting with " dad asked in a very loud voice. This sudden question throw me of the track , usually his response to my this action would be " if u don't switch of the phone I will through it out" . So I replied in a scared voice" it's just Sammy". The response I got was even weird , all of them looked at me blackly " u know sammy , right? my best friend and uncle James daughter" . My dad went pale " i think its enough for today . let's go home", everyone agreed and stared moving out of the gym. Whats wrong with them did say something wrong and why is dad acting like a depressed kid who don't want to go to  school.  

When I entered the hall no one was there so I went to the dinning room. In the room u will not believe it, all were having their breakfast in the wrong chair and the chair were dad usually sits was left empty as if they wanted me to sit in that chair. This was all out of order , god why are u going this to me is it because I did not attended the mass prayer last Saturday, please forgive me lord I have sinned but don't u think this is too much, suddenly dad's voice broke my thoughts" what are u doing there occupy the left out seat" . I call it the punishment chair why u ask usually the person who sits is dad but sometime others get to sit there when they achieved something or done something REALLY wrong , then its not completely punishment chair right? No, definitely no because I only sat there only for my punishment verdict . I did not do anything wrong why are they making me sit there .But I went towards the chair with my head down so that they think I am feeling guilty , I have no idea what did i do , is it because I was chatting . Oh Lord please save me . Dad started clearing his voice " hmm so dear do u have someone u like, u can be frank with us" he looked directly into my eyes " be frank with me , be very frank with me" rest were shaking their head especially to the word frank. I went blank did 'my' dad ask about my lover i am speechless is this really happening with me, did the sun rise from west , no way this is happening , right?.Looking at my expression dad continued " don't worry u can be frank with us we are ur family, honey . Is he a doctor ,a company worker , a jobless guy" I was still processing the whole thing in my head I was speechless dad continued " don't worry he does not have to be militant " what did he just say that , oh forgot to mention my family has long history of militants so naturally I thought I will be married to a militant, but this is , oh my god is this even happening with me . I thought this was one of my unlucky day looks like it is not. Well it's not like I have a lover , now that I think about it this single life I am living because of these men .While I was busy processing all this things in my head ,my dear family members seem to be processing different things in their head. As I delayed my answer everyone seems to be troubled , so I think they are worried I might run from home ,for now lets play safe. I cleared my voice " Dad and everyone , don't worry , right now I am busy with my work so I didn't think about it. Lets keep it for later ." 

My dads face became pale , what happened did I say something wrong. I looked at Mike ( 3rd uncle's son ) . He looked totally confused , I started to send my thought towards him " dear bro , what the hell is going on " he looked at me immediately " I think they have finally lost it" . I smiled a bit ,mike is like a son to me I basically raised him ( uncle got divorced when mike was 6 years since then I have looking after him) . Suddenly dad spoke with a very deep voice" LOOK honey , is there something u want to share , u can share with us . We will support u , look I was fine with u being a doctor( obg and gync) so u can share anything with us " . I seriously do not understand what is going on but this looks very bad. Then the 2nd uncle spoke , he is the type to speak things directly and logically " look dear , u can share with us , we are ur family. I know this might be so sudden but in ur 29 years of age u never had a lover , leave a lover not even male friend . This is why we were very worried about u so." Well in mind lot thinking was going on like ,i already have so many men in my life that I don't want any other . Uncle gave me a stare " This is going no where , honey I being direct , do u have a female lover" Now my mind went blank, what did he just say.  Forth uncle added " look mal, we can accept this side u but this might take time, well we might be the reason u deviated to that side but we will always love u ." Robin added" Well it was weird that u took up OBG out of nowhere but we supported u , we will support u even in this topic . No need to hide , well since high school u have been famous among girls ,even my ex liked u a lot. I know u love ur present lover a lot so ur trying to protect her but it's time to reveal everything ". " present lover" what is he saying, did he lose it ." of course , how else Sammy I know u love her a lot buts it's time" he gave me a smile like saying it's ok I am there for u.Before I could say anything , the tv oned everyone looked at it " Actress miss beth is out of her closet , she has announced that  she is lesbian " . Why did this happen now , ron looked at me " sis , is not she ur favorite actress hmm what is lesbian" . Why dear brother did u say that , everyone were looking at me , I immediately looked at dad he looked pale. Before I could reply for all the false accusation 2nd uncle " we continue it later , everyone of to ur room". I got of the chair , I have no idea how I reached the room .

I opened my phone , all those massages from my friends, they seem to be arguing about the rules of the chat room . I typed " This is urgent I need a lover". Sammy immediately replied " u need a doctor "

Rose replied " Lets meet at jasmine cafe in 15 min". I typed " anyone is fine but I need a lover , a man as a lover".

Sammy " get ur shit together come to the cafe"      me " yes madam"