Deidara x Reader {SECRET BOYFRIEND}

// Deidara x Reader-sama //

// Deidara x Reader //

'It's been a while since we've gotten together, Deidara', You say.

'Yeah.. it's pretty annoying that we can't tell anyone, hm' Deidara replies.

'Yeah.. He'll kill us' You say.

'(Y/N)-SENPAAAAI! Have you got any sweets for Tobi?! Tobi has been a good boy! Even Sasori thinks so!', you heard the man-baby say.

Deidara stands up and backs off a bit.
As Deidara backs off Tobi jumps onto you and hugs you.

'What the fuck are you doing?' You say while you push Tobi on the floor. Tobi falls on the floor and starts to cry.

'WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Y/N)-SENPAI!' Tobi sobs.

'Sorry Tobi' You apologize.

You look towards the place where Deidara is supposed to stand.

'Where'd Deidara g-' before you could finish the sentence you see the blonde man walk into a room with Tobi's jar of sweets.

'Look at this Tobi, if you don't leave I'll eat this, hm' Deidara threatens Tobi, which makes Tobi a bit upset.

'Here, (Y/n), hm' Tobi watches Deidara pass you one of his sweets.

You unwrap the thing Deidara gave you and teased Tobi with it.

'Want this?'

Tobi nods and holds his hand out for it.

'Come get it!' You say as you put the sweet thing into your mouth.

'NOOOO! INDY-SENPAI!' Tobi cries out loud.

'(Y/n), Deidara, knock it off, the way he cries is annoying' a mysterious voice says.
It was Sasori.

'Where's Zetsu, go cling around him instead of annoying us, hm' Deidara suggest with a smirk on his face.

Sasori sighs and gets up.

'Make sure Pain doesn't find out about you, Deidara, I have absolutely no intention of saving you again' Sasori says.

He walks to the door, you see a silhouette leaning against the door frame.

'Speed up, Sasori' the silhouette says.

Sasori leaves the room.

'We're finally alone, my sweet artwork' Deidara says while he kisses your forehead.

'Deidara why-' before you can finish your question Deidara crashes his lips onto hers.

You break away from the kiss.

'Why does Sasori know?' You ask curiously.

'That doesn't matter, hm' Deidara says, 'enjoy the only time where we're actually alone, hm'

Once again, he crashes his lips onto yours.

You break away from the kiss, hug Deidara and leave the room without saying anything.

Once your outside the room, you turn around to look at Deidara staring at you.

'I'm gonna go outside, gotta get some fresh air'

You walk outside and sit on the stairs for a while.
She sees Zetsu and Sasori sit together by the lake.

'Why can't we be like that?' You question yourself.

// Reader's POV //

You hear he door open from behind and don't put any effort into turning around.

'(Y/n)..' you hear a very familiar voice.

It was your lover, or you could say your secret lover, Deidara.

'What is it, Deidara' you ask.

Deidara sits down next to you and puts one of his arms around you. You lay your head down on Deidara's lap.

'Why can't we be like them.. We can tell Konan, she seems very trustworthy'

The awkward silence hits you as you stand up to go back inside, you feel a warm hand holding you and pulling you down.
Deidara pulls you onto his laps and kisses your forehead.

'We'll tell her together, hm' Deidara says, he stands up and pulls you up.

Hand in hand, you two walk inside the hideout.

// Normal POV //

'Heeeeey Deidara and (Y/n)'

'Go back to your boyfriend Kakuzu, Hidan, hm' Deidara says and walks down the hallway.

He knocks onto Konan's door.

She doesn't open the door,
So
Deidara proceeds to knocking on it again.

She doesn't open it.

You punch down the door and see Konan and Pain kissing.

Deidara covers your eyes.

'WHAT IS THIS, HM' Deidara yells.

Konan and Pain Look at Deidara in a shocked way.

You pull down Deidara's hand.

'What's going on he- Pain? What are you doing here?' You ask.

'Well.. You guys..' Konan stutters, 'well you see, me and Pain are.. you know.. d- dating'

'Oh, we are too..' You stutter.

'Oh okay, that's cute' Pain replies, 'could you two l-leave?'

Deidara takes your hand and runs to your room, he pushes you down to the bed.

You blush and look away.

'Don't be getting any naughty ideas, (Y/n)' Deidara says.

'I- I'm not'

You sit on the bed and hug Deidara.

Deidara kisses you.

Deidara pushes you onto the bed and they cuddle. They both fall asleep in each others arms.

You wake up.

'It's so hot in here, I'll go open the window'

You walk up to the window and see Zetsu and Sasori make out.

You take off your slipper and throw it at them.

// The End //