Y'all flew to New Jersey because everything is legal in New Jersey. Bob Duncan didn't choose sides because he's a good daddy. Bertram, your second man came up to you.
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"Are you sure we should do this?" He questioned. You nodded. "Anything for my love." He nodded and cried over your beautiful speech. The duel would fucking start when Amy's second man would arrive. Oh wait he was choked by thanos he's fucking dead.
"No I'm not" Oh shit. He was a fine specimen. But Bob was greater. Bertram confronted Loki. "Lets not let them do this" "No its the good shit." Loki replied and sat in a tree nearby.
Bertram looked at you in worry. You guess he could see the fear in your eyes. Dwight from the office busted in and said "Fact: Dueling is illegal now." "Dwight you ignorant slut" You say and Dwight runs away in fear.
"Look her in the eye aim no higher" Bertram opera sang. You nodded "and uh.. count" Loki said "Thats not the words" "This isn't a musical" Everyone began to count but Amy is a dumbass at shot at 7. You are just like Philip Hamilton. "Wait. Thats illegal."
Bertram and Bob ran to you as Amy cackled evilly.
You were bleeding and Bob held you. So romantic. "Bob." You say weak. "No die." Bob Duncan pulled out a reverse uno card now he was dying instead of you. You weep while kissing him. "I wouldn't want you to die" He dies.
