-Good morning kid
-Hey God, can you stop being an asshole and actually call me by my name?
-Oh you are back at cursing at me, what changed kid?
-I banged your mother and I'm ten times happier.
-10 times 0 is equal to zero you depressed fuck.
-Fuck you godly asshole.
-You are writing a book you autistic creature.
-OH FUCKING RIGHT THE PLOT
*Beep*
So, two weeks have passed, don't question the time line it's more fucked up than my sleep schedule at the moment, and I've been talking with this girl...
-Holy shit she's answering? How come you idiot? Did you bribe her?
-I'M TELLING A STORY YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD.
-Yeah I'm the dickhead, I created you you ungrateful bitch.
-Know something? Fuck you.
-Fuck you too.
-Fuck you three.
-Fuck a tree.
-MAYBY I WILL YOU BASTARD
*beep*
*Sound of tree moaning*
Her name is Taliah and I swear to God she is the most precious cute thing out there...
-Didn't I tell you not to swear at me.
-Didn't I tell you I don't give a fuck?
-Didn't I tell you I don't give two fucks?
-Didn't I tell you I don't give three fucks?
-DIDN'T I TELL YOU I DON'T GIVE TREE FUCKS?
*beep*
*Sound of tree saying it has a headache*
-You know... Ι Really do hope she'll be mine one day
-You know... I can tell the future
-SHHHHH NO SPOILERS
*Beep*
YOU ARE READING
Inconsistent
HumorA romantic's relationship with god... It might be based on true events or it might not.
