As Trabis and the others walked through the forest, they had come across a very large tower. It looked like the Seattle Space Needle but a 1/4th of its height.
"Wowee! I wonder who could be in there?" Trabis asked the group
"Maybe a wizard?" said Anon, who was trying to avoid being stabbed by Toga
"MAYBE ITS JUST A HOMELESS PERSON" said Peter.
As the group of friends walked into the tower, they saw that it was well furnished, and the area that they were in looked like the living room from The Simpsons.
As they walked into the room, they heard a voice.
"Hello! I'm Homer the Hobo Wizard!" said the yellow man in front of them.
"YOUR A WIZARD!?!?!??" Trabis screamed with delight.
"This wizard could teach me the ways of the wizard, which should be able to let me cast a spell to make any women fall in love me right?" Trabis thought to himself.
"Sorry young man, spells like that don't exist; And besides, I see no magical prowess within you." Homer said.
"HOMER IS THAT YOU?" Peter said as he walked through the door.
"Heheheh, yes it is my old friend." Homer responded.
"I THOUGHT YOU DIED YEARS AGO." Peter stated.
"I did not die, I merely rested for a few hundred years. I'm not just a plain old wizard Peter, I'm a homeless wizard, and we can't die by natural means." Homer stated.
Suddenly, Homer stabbed Anon and Trabis with an arrow.
"OW WHAT THE FUCK" they screamed in unison.
"Heheheh, that will grant you magical powers, now leave this place, I don't want Trabis to stink up my house." Homer said
And once more, the group left the building, off to find a new place to stay, and a place to treat the stab wounds.
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Trabis Adventure's: Electric Shitstorm
Non-FictionA young boy named Trabis and his group of buddy ole pals go on many adventures across multiple worlds, realities, and dimensions. Will he find true love? or will he become swallowed in the darkness that is Virginity?
