The hetalia 30 day challenge

Day 17:ok good

{I apologise in advance to all English people}

Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent?

I know I said England is in my OTP but I kinda want England and France as my parents, or maybe even England and America. Oh god I can't decide.

Russia: even if you can't decide then you can give us reasons, da. (Evil aura beginning to form around Russia)

China: don't pressure her Russia, and don't do the scary face ether.

Me: no I'm ok he doesn't scare me anymore. And yes I can explain. I always thought that England would be a good person to rase a child into a proper young person (except America, but France and England did a good job with Canada), but you need someone like France to teach them to cook and be more creative than just England can on his own. Sorry England.

America: but dude what would I do if I was your dad, cus I'm not giving up Arthur to France, even just as your dad.

Me:(O-O cuteness) oh well America if it was you instead of France then you could teach me about all the cool stuff you do, and you could teach me pop-art. Cus that would be sooooo cool if you did.

England: then I could teach you how to cook

Me: no. I would still go to France for cooking lessons, and Austria for music, and Italy for more art lessons.

England: WHAT! Why would you choose that frog instead of me, everyone knows I am the beast cook in the world

America: um I wouldn't go that far dude, your rock things are terrible.

England: ROCK THINGS!!! THOUS ARE SCONES MADE FROM A RECIPY PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS. YOU BLOODY GIT. (This continued for some time ending in England trying to teach America how to make scones and blowing up the kitchen instead.)

Me: France I think we are going to need to go to your house for the lesson.

France: I agree. And I think we should go now before he blows up the rest of the house.

Me: but I thought that England's kitchen was made bomb proof because of his cooking habits

France: yes but there's only so much you can do, and nothing can withstand his scones

Me: very true

(Both go to Frances and learn how to make proper French dishes, non of that English rubbish)

{ok so I'm actually English, and I have to agree that some of our food can be a bit bland, but I like scones. So I hope I didn't offend anyone with this sorry}