WARNING: this story very heartwarming and a happy chapter so u might cry ok
"D bois d bois d bois d bois d bois d bois d bois d bois" said the inexperienced d boi, trying to sneak around. Unfortunately, he was dummy thick and the clap of his ass cheeks alerted SCP-049.
"hm yes i smell pestilence yes hm helo petilentse" said the bird man
"hi" said d boi
"me cure you"
"ok"
*049 cure the d boi of cancer* "😤 done d boi how do u feel"
"I feel" said d boi who did not have cancer any more. "good here's your glitter, an 05 keycard, tacky bumper stickers, go wild sister" said 049 yeetily.
"t h a n k" said d boi, as he d boi'd off into the sunset
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d-bois
HumorThe only purpose of a d-boi is to swarm scientists, wreak havoc in the facility and repeat "d-bois" over and over again while scrambling through the randomly generated halls of SCP Secret Laboratory, trying not to get the door closed on them and bei...
