Secret sister

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"If you're watching this that means that we hit 3 million subscribers." I cheered because I knew I had a zoom in set up on my face so you couldn't see anyone else, for dramatic effect. "The event you are about to witness is beyond explainable. As all great YouTubers do, I stole this skit from James Corden so this will probably get demonetized. However, that is not will not be the only reason this video get demonetized. What you're about to see, contains tea sooo hot that it will leave viewers with third degree burns." I paused for effect, also because Grayson started laughing beside me and I had to compose myself.

"This right here, is going to be the only vomit warning, the only RIP headphones user warning, and your only chance to click off this video. After the video begins, you will be so enticed that you won't want to look away."

"With all of that being said, this is Spill your guts or fill your guts, sister squad edition." The camera panned out, well it was set up to pan out, and show everyone else.

"Here's our host, Special guest Garrett Watts, with more information!" I yelled, moving to my teams side of the coffee table so Garrett could come in.

"Thank you for having me Haley. We need to hang out more." Garrett said, walking in and sitting on the floor at the head of the coffee table. "In front of me are several of our contests least favorite foods and some other gross things like bull penis and worm spaghetti. In my hand are several fan questions that none of these guys should want to answer. If you answer the question you don't have to eat and it's the next teams turn. If you don't answer the question, you're whole team has to eat the food."

"You may ask, Hey Garett how do we decide what food the contestants have to eat? And to that I would say, I have a spinner app on my phone that will pick one for us!" Garrett was overplaying the role of host so much and I loved it. I was already laughing.

"Lets introduce our teams. On team couch, we have the beautiful and talented James Charles, The tiny but mighty Emma Chamberlain, and the girl who stole my best friend from me, Ally Romano. I'm not still bitter or anything. I'm happy for Andrew." Garrett looked into the camera like a tweaker for a second before shaking his head and coming back to hosting.

"And on team not couch we have not from paramore Haley Charlotte Williams, not bob but he's still a builder Grayson Dolan, and Not Grayson but the other one, Ethan Dolan. Did you see what I did there,  I put not in front of all of their descriptions since they are on the not couch team. I'm hilarious."

"Our first question is for the lady of the hour, Haley. And her first food is beetle marmalade toast." Me, Grayson and Ethan all reached for the toast and put it in front of us. I gagged and hovered my hands over it, not wanting to look at it.

"The question is 'you have been asked on two occasions who your favorite in the sister squad is, and have not answered twice. Third times a charm I guess, so who is your favorite?.' Thank you for the question." Garrett said, putting the card down on the table. Everyone else turned and looked at me. I looked between them and the toast in front of me.

"Just one bite right?" I asked looking at Garrett.

"As many bites as it takes to eat all the beetles." I nodded and sighed.

"Okay so..." I picked up the toast and smelled it, gagged again, and sat it down. "If I had to pick one favorite..." I picked up the toast and looked at it again.

"James bought me a car....but Emma lets me clean her house when I'm stressed... but Grayson is well, Grayson." I said, looking around the table.