Sebastian:"Now, where was i? *Pours some tea into the mixture*
Beedrill:"I wouldn't do that.."
Sebastian:"Hmm?"
Beedrill:"It would make her a Queen."
Sebastians mind:SexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSex''
Sebastian:"Hmm, Alrighty then, lets take another sample."
Me:NOT ..AGIAN......IM DONE1 IM OUT! IM GETTING OUT! IM NOT GETTING MOL-
Sebastian:*Another sample*
Me:*le fing blush for some goddam reason*"SEBASTIAN!!"
Sebastian:"Oh, now you want to scream my name like your having Sex?"
Me:"SHUT UP, AND GET THIS OVER WITH." *i Sigh growling, and try to sting my master*
Sebastian:"There we go. nice and pink."
Me:"P-PINK?? OH HELL NAH., I RATHER DIE THEN-"*Le slurp*"MOTHER DUCkker..." *Le fall on floor sleeping*
Beedrill:"Are we ready?"
Sebastian:"oh, Of course." *takes off tail coat revealing it was......*
Beedrill:*Takes off Suit* "Indeed...."
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The Sound of a Bee's Lullaby
RandomWarning. Major fucking warning, this story is so wrong, and completely wrong. Whatever is written in here, it is not a joking manner, nor is it even remotely funny. I was young, and "dark edgy humor" was my thing. It is not anymore. I don't behave l...
