Adult or Gay?

Chapter one

Hey people! This is a Umbrella Academy fanfic with the story mainly based on just Klaus and Five, so I hope you like it!

Klaus was making a drink as Ben watched unimpressed until Five walked in.
"Heyyy fivey whats up?" Klaus smiles.
Five sighed, "Drinking again?"
"Pfff that's like asking you if you're 58 even I you look 13!"
Klaus put his arm on fives shoulder, while Five pushes Klaus arm off his shoulder.
"Do you even know what it is like going through puberty twice!"
"It's like having a brother that's really winey... so really I'm going through puberty twice to because of you!" Klaus laughs as Five sighs.
"Loosen up man you're 58!" Klaus pats Fives head "Puberty and height doesn't matter you're a grown short man!"
"Well-"
"Well what genius?"
"Nevermind"
"Not never mind oh small one it's Klaus you have stumped me."
Five started walking away, "Why'd I even bother walking in here"
"Cause you love me!" Klaus laughed "And you won't bash my face into a wall!"
"I probably won't anytime soon."
"Awww you know you love me fivey!"
Five sighs and continues walking away.
Ben sighed, "Klaus let him be."
"He loves me!" Klaus smiled, "Yes, but I think he'll love you more with a dent in your head!"
As Five continued to walk away he mumbled to himself, "I need to get a drink to clear up my mind."
Klaus snuck into the room that Five was about to walk out of, "That's the spirit five or should I say spirts?"
As Five left from the convention with Klaus, he teleported outside and got into his car to go get himself a drink.
Klaus walked to his room as Ben was still talking about how much he shouldn't annoy five as much.
A couple of hours later, Five came back stumbling through the halls to get to his room.
Klaus walked down stairs, "Five you sound like a fucking elephant, are you okay?"
Five slurred his words, "I only had a couple drinks that's all"
"A couple?! Man five you really went all out!"
Five started leaning against the wall.
"Come on I'm bring you to your room be for you vomit on the floor."
He walks closer to Five then picks him up, "You're a heavy baby!"
"I won't vomit" Five slurred.
"Yeah right I don't believe that."
He walked up the stairs then into fives room and set Five on his bed, "Now don't go drinking again... without me!"
Five laid down almost passing out instantly, "Next time you make sure you come"
"Yeah I will... I'll  break you then I'll tag along for the drinks!"
Klaus laughed as he walked out of fives room.
The next morning Five woke up with a horrible headache.