the signs in a playground 🔮

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Aries - the slide hurts my ass om my goish

Taurus - FFS THE SAND HERE ISN'T EDIBLE

Gemini - is it illegal to take pics of these kids?

cancer - *falls of swing* that okay because im no pussy :)

Leo - beat it kids its my turn on the swings *fights a bunch of 10 year olds*

Virgo - "omg Leo wtf they are like 10"

Libra - *throws kid in air* fuck kids, get their money

Scorpio - no dogs? HMM sag get out the park then

Sagittarius - *stabs Scorpio with an ice cream cone* sorry i tripped ;)

Capricorn - there is no chill in this park

Aquarius - im proud of you sag

Pisces - *swims in puddle cos fuck you all*



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