Gavintale

Snowdin

"The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick!" "Aw what the fuck man!" Gavin stated. "It's always funny. " There was a moment of silence, Gavin was clearly not amused. "Not much for laughing eh? Anyways, you're a human right? Gavin nodded. "Thats hilarious. I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton." "I'm Gavin, Gavin the human." Sans smiled "I like your sense of humor kiddo." Gavin smiled back "So, you aren't going to kill me...Right?" Sans looked into the boys eyes. "Nah, but my brother on the other hand, he's a human hunting FANATIC" Gavin sighed, taking out his kitchen knife. "Woah there kid, whats with the knife?" "You said your brother killed humans?" "Nah he couldn't hurt a fly if he wanted to. Actually I think that's him over there." Sans lifted his boney hand towards another skeleton, this one was wearing a stupid looking costume with a bright red cape and was significantly taller than sans.

          "SANS!!" The skeleton screamed. "Quick. Behind that lamp." Gavin didn't listen to this command and ducked behind what seemed to be a guard outpost. Inside the outpost there was shelves. On these shelves was various brands of ketchup and mustard bottles. Half of them were empty and squeezed to all hell. "Sup, bro." "You know whats sup brother! Its been eight days and you still havent fucking re-calibrated your puzzles! You just hang around your  goddamn station, what are you even doing!?" "Drinking ketchup. and cool it with the curse words a child may be listening" "FUCKING SANS!" The skeleton started to pound the ground with his feet. "If fucking human comes through here I want to be ready!" Gavin listened closely, trying not to laugh at the skeleton cursing every 5 seconds with his 14 year old brain."I will be the one, I must be the one! I will capture a human! Then I, The great fucking Papyrus," 'so his names Papyrus' Gavin thought "will get all the things I utterly deserve! Respect. Recognition. Women. I will finally be able to join the fucking royal guard!" "Uh, that's cool bro. But cool it with the potty words will ya? I get once you learn new words you feel the need to share them but calm your jets bud." "Fucking Sans you are not fucking helping you fucking lazyfuckbones!" Gavin couldn't help it anymore, he burst out laughing. "SANS!! WHAT IS THAT INSUFFERABLE FUCKING NOISE!!" Gavin just kept on laughing, he was rolling on the ground. Papyrus slowly peered over the counter of the shack. Gavin stopped laughing when he saw his face.

          The skeleton moved his head back with incredibly speed. "S-Sans.. Is that a fucking human?" Sans shrugged "Maybe." "Oh. My. GOD! SANS IF I CAPTURE THIS HUMAN I CAN JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!" Papyrus went on his speech about how if he captured a human he would be able to join the royal guard and finally get all the things that he deserved. "I must prepare!" Papyrus went off running with exceptionally long strides into the distance. Gavin stood up and walked out of the shack. Sans sighed. "Sorry kiddo, he doesn't usually curse that much." Gavin smiled "Nah its cool, he made me laugh." Gavin sighed, and kept on walking through the snow. "Hey, wait up." Sans stated "Take this jacket. I don't need it anyways." Gavin looked at Sans as he unzipped his jacket. "Uh, thanks." Gavin took the jacket and out it on, he put the hood on and put his hands in the pockets and kept on walking.

          After about 5 minutes of walking, Gavin saw Papyrus talking to Sans, who somehow got ahead of him. "So Sans, whens the fucking human showing up? I want to look my Sunday best. Or at least my Tuesday pretty good." "Don't you only have one outfit?" Sans asked, "Yeah but I would style my hair!" "Oh. Right. Good idea bro." There was a moment of silence. "Say, why don't you look over there?" Sans moved his body towards Gavin and pointed his finger at him. Papyrus cleared his throat, but then realized there was nothing to clear. "Human! Prepare yourself! For high jinks! For low jinks! Dangers! Puzzl-" "Yeah, yeah whatever just tell me what you are going to try and kill me with okay?" "B-But I wasn't finished with my speech-" "I don't care just tell me what you're going to do." Papyrus sighed and walked away with his head down towards the snow, he kept walking until he was out of sight. "You know I know my brother's a but dorky but, I think he needs the self esteem boost. If you could even, pretend to get captured it would be great." Gavin sighed, but nodded, agreeing to what Sans said. "Thanks a million kiddo."

          Its been about ten minutes of walking, you see a sign that states the following; 'North: Ice. South: Ice. West: Ice. East. Snowdin town.' And in very small print below that it says 'Also ice.' You snicker a bit and then decide to move East. When you finally reach Snowdin you are greeted by a big sign that states "Welcome to Snowdin!" and some wooden shacks with fire lit rooms, you can see a glimmer of candlelight that the monsters have put on their windowsill. You see a shop and decide to go in, you are greeted by a lovely lady who seems nice. "Hello traveler. We sell Cinnamon bun's, and other various items!" Gavin looks at the items displayed on a rack, there are various pastry's, a bandanna, and a glove. Gavin buys 2 Cinnabuns and few other deserts and leaves the shop. As you walk through the town you see people walking their pets, a bar named "Grillbey's" and a christmas tree, even though it wasn't anywhere close to christmas time. You then walk by a particularly large house with two mailboxes, one has mail on the floor and is stuffed to the brim with junk mail, and the other one empty. There is a shack next to the house, you try to open it but its locked from the inside. You sigh and keep walking, looking at the river you see giant chunks of ice floating through the river. You walk into an open area and see Papyrus standing in the middle of the area. Looking at the snow.