DNA Conversion

A NEW BOYFRIEND

Paul is really in love with Mark but he's wearing thin on me after only one night. Mark is sexy as hell but that's all he's got going for him. It's great making out with him, knowing he's clueless about his lover. I miss my boyfriend Norman, but he would never fit into Paul's life. Then it hits me – Norman could become Mark as easily as I became Paul. I'd have Mark's sexy looks with Norman's personality and down to earth attitude. There's still plenty of formula left in my conversion kit. I wasn't sure I'd want to stay at Paul so I got enough for 6 conversions. After a few days now, and knowing how great his life is, I'm not about to go back to my old life.

I jump into Paul's life easily, doing brunch on Sunday as planned with Todd and Lisa, taking Mark with me. Afterwards, Mark and I do some extreme shopping, getting matching Tuxedos from the Armani store for his premiere on Friday night. The time flies by for me as Paul. I take Monday off making plans for Paul's return and Mark's replacement. The rest of the week is Paul's typical week. I head into the office on Tuesday and fit right in, no one questions my identity and they shouldn't.

On Wednesday I call Norman as Paul and invite him to my condo for a meeting. I don't hint at what it's about and he sounds really apprehensive about coming. He's surprised I know who he is, but shows up that night to talk to me. I hear a wimpy knock at my door. I know Norman has lusted after Paul and much as I have, always asking jokingly how my 'future hubby' is treating me. I purposely answer the door shirtless, showing my abs and giving him a huge sexy smile.

"Norman, come on in, nice to meet you finally." I shake his and pull him in.

He's in shock, staring as my chest and in total awe of me. He stutters back. "Uh, yeah it's, ah, good to meet you too." He gulps more.

"You're probably why I'm asking for this meeting. Well, I'm creeped out by how you and your little buddy have been spying on me, and making comments of me being the future hubby." He squirms and turns beet red in embarrassment.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh, I know everything about you two homo nerds."

"Fucking Jerry." He mumbles angrily under his breath.

"Relax, I'm here to proposition you." I sit down next to him, get close, put my arm around him, smile and rub the inside of his thigh.

He's trembling and I see a hard on forming in his short. I start rubbing it, he jumps but with my new muscles, I grab the back of his head and kiss him. Norman pushes me away after a few minutes of making out.

"What the fuck is going on here" He yells at me.

"Giving you what you want, is all. I'm right aren't I?"

"Did Jerry put you up to this? Where is he? Jerry! Where the hell are you, come out. "

"I'm right here Norman." I turn to him and smile.

"Yeah right Paul."

"It's me, how else would I know about you shoplifting a PS3 game in 8thgrade? Or losing your virginity to me at church camp in 10thgrade? Of that you're uncut and have sensitive nipples?"

"Why did he tell you all that?" Norman asks.

"Remember how we'd talk about body swapping with celebrities or gym studs? I've done it! I found a way on the web via DNA resequencing that turned me into Paul. How else would I know things that Jerry swore he'd never tell anyone about?" I confess.

"OMG, he'd never tell anyone about those things."

"I'm telling you, I AM JERRY. It worked, it really worked. Last Friday I saw Paul leaving for a camping trip. I got into his condo, used my conversion formula you told me would be a waste of money, mixed it with a pube from his underwear and drank it. I passed out for hours and when I awoke, I was Paul. He's still in Bear Lake with his brother." I opened Paul's Instagram and show him the hidden posts.

He's shaking his head in shock, rocking back and forth. "This is amazing buddy, I was wondering where you went, haven't heard from you in days and was getting worried Jerry."

"Call me Paul from now on."

"What happens when Paul comes back? You going to change back to Jerry?"

"Hell no, this life is just too great to give up. I can't go back. I'm Paul Vandervort from now on. Jerry can disappear, no one will miss me."

"Are we still a couple? Paul has a girlfriend and is straight." Norman claims.

"The great thing about this conversion process? I have all his memories, personality and habits. Paul isn't straight, he's as gay as we are, and he's sleeping with his buddy Mark. The girlfriend is just a beard."

"That is awesome. You fooled me completely."

"I've fooled everybody, including Mark." I boast.

"So, we're not a couple? I mean, you have a boyfriend and he'd get suspicious if you're even friends with a nerd like me." Norman frowns.

I give him an evil grin and soften my smile to a cute Paul smile. "Oh, you can still be my boyfriend. I can do the same for you."

"You can turn me into Mark? What does he look like?" He asks.

I flip open my iPhone and show him pic from the other night.

"Wow, he's even hotter than you 'Paul', I'm in!" Norman gives me a big grin.

"That's what I was hoping for 'Mark'."

"How would this work and what do we do with the originals? Can we really pull this off?"

"Look at me. I've been Paul for the past five days, no one has a clue, so yes, it does work. I haven't thought through eliminating the originals."

"Do we kill them? Could we change them to us?"

"If we change them, they'll have our memories, know what was done to them and how to change back. I don't think so."

"We'll think of something. We're much smarter than these pretty jocks. When can we do this, I'm so sick of my life." Norman assures me then gives me a huge hug.

"Ok, here's what I'm thinking. Mark comes over every Thursday night, I cook for him, then we watch some Indie flick that Paul's movie distributor friend provides a bootleg copy off. We go to bed, then he usually fucks me."

"What does he do for a living? What's he like?"

"He's mostly and actor and producer. Check his IMdb profile out. He's more in love with himself than Paul is. He's so obnoxious – that's where you come in. With his looks, your brains and personality, you'll rule Hollywood for sure, and I'll be by your side."

"I love that thought of that." He rubs his hands together.

"We can take him out, put you in place Thursday night. I can drug his meal or drink, then you'll be converted and be Mark Manning from there on. Mark has a big movie premiere on Friday night that he invited me to, along with is 'girlfriend'. She's his 'fag hag' so she's in on the charade. You'll know all about it once you have his DNA. It's a weird feeling at first, like you're sharing a body but eventually you merge, then you feel natural." I explain.