SPY MEMBER

JOINING BTS

*MORNING*
*PHONE RINGS*
ME:YES,SIR!!
MANAGER:GET READY TODAY IS THE DAY.
ME:U...U..UM OK IAM READY BUT A BIT SCARED TO DO THIS.
MANAGER:YOU SHOULD DO IT CUS U CHOSED THIS JOB FOR YOUR SELF SO DONT SAY YOU ARE SCARED.
ME:SORRY SIR OK I WILL.
MANAGER:HERE THE ADDRESS AND GO THERE U HAVE THE INVITE CARD RIGHT?
ME:YES,SIR I DO!!
MANAGER:HERE YOUR WORK U WILL GET ALL INFORMATION FROM THEM AND ONE BY ONE DESTROY THEM MADE ALL OF THEM TO HATE EACH OTHER OKAY GO HEAD.
ME:OK,SIR.
*PHONE ENDED*
ME:OFFFFF GOD DAMN ME HOW WILL I DO THAT TO THEM OFFFFFFFFF OKI LOOK U SHOULD OKAY CUS HE WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE OKAY FINE OFFFF NOOOOOO.
*BIGHIT OFFICE*
ME:HELLO IAM HERE TO SEE THE MANAGER .
WOMEN:WHO??!!
ME:THE MANAGER.
WOMEN:WHO THE MANAGER.
ME:LOOK IAM NOT SPEAKING IN FRENCH NOT EVEN IN GERMANY THE BIG HIT MANAGER BANG SI-HYUK I HAVE MEETINGS WITH HIM AND MANAGER OF BTS.
WOMEN:OW SORRY MADAM BUT CAN I SEE THE INVITE CARD PLS?
ME:HERE *WHISPER*HOW LAZY.
WOMEN:OK U CAN GO IN.
ME:THANKS.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
BANG SI-HYUK:COME IN.
ME:HELLO *BOW*
BANG SI-HYUK:WELL COME DEAR.
ME:THANKS
BANG SI-HYUK: YOU ARE HERE TO JOIN BTS AS A GIRL MEMBER RIGHT??!!
ME:YEA ,SIR IAM HER TO U TO ACCEPT ME TO JOIN THEM AND AS A GIRL FRIEND.
BANG SI-HYUK: GIRL FRIEND???!!!!!!..... WHAT??
ME:SORRY SIR I MEAN AS A FRIEND A GIRL *MY MIND* WHT THE HELL AM I SAYING SHUT UP ASSHOLE.
*BANG SI-HYUK MIND*:WHT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT BTS GIR FRIEND OK NEVER MIND.
BAND SI-HYUK:OK SO IAM WAITING FOR BTS MANAGER IF HE WILL ACCEPT U I DO TOO CUS IT IS HIS GROUP HE SHOULD ACCEPT.
ME:OW OKI.
*15MIN LATER*
ME: *WHISPER*WHERE THE HECK IS HE AHHHHHH WHY DID I JUST CAME HERE DUH COME DIR ME.
*KNOCK KNCOK*
ME:*WHISPER* OW SHIT OK BE NICE AND CLEVER.
BTS MANAGER:HELLO *BOW*
ME:HELLO *BOW*.
BTS MANAGER: OK SO YOUR THE ONE I ASKED BTS AND I TOLD THEM ALL INFORMATION ABOUT U HOW CLEVER YOU ARE SO THEY ACCEPT IT TO YOU TO JOIN THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE HOTEL SO I WILL TAKE U TO MEET THEM.
ME:YES,SIR *SCARED*!!!!!!!!!