it all started one morning where i stupendously woke up i pierced my own ears with a needle i found in the toilet THEN THATS WHEN I REALIZED. I. WAS. GAY!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD I SUDDENLY RAN
DOWN TO MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER WHO LEFT ME oh dont forget my ear is still bleeding because i pierced it they both left me quickly after i said i was gay. "Welp i got the WHOLE house to myself now buster." I said doing the default dance on my nan's grave. VICTORY ROYALE!
"It's time I go find a man" I said to myself rubbing my clit with a fork. AND DEFAULT DANCING ON MY OLD MAN'S GRAVE.. His name was Robert, he was so fucking biG, in all the right ways. Here's a picture of him
