Five Nights at Freddy's Short Stories

Funtimes, Aye? (REQUEST)

Requested by Cablett
Yes I take requests.

"Okay, Funtime Foxy, you're new here, so I'll give you the info you need." a very tall robot with red pigtails and a very reflective white skin tone said. She had a clipboard and was talking to a small pink and white fox.
"Aye." the fox said.
"Firstly, very important, what do you identify as? We need to know."
"Well, Ms. Circus, I call m'self female. No lad can live up the the name Funtime!"
"You'd be shocked. You're all the same." Ms. Circus said.
"How so?" the fox, dubbed Funtime Foxy, queried.
"I'll take you to your stage." Ms. Circus said. She led the fox to her room in the pizzeria.
"Welcome to Funtime Auditorium!" a voice cried out. A large pink and white bear ran to greet the ladies.
"Baby! You brought a new friend!" the bear shouted.
"Freddy, shh, use your inside voice." Baby said. "Meet Funtime Foxy. She'll be your work partner."
"The more the merrier!" Freddy shouted.
"Lad, yer loud." Foxy said.
"You've got a funny accent, miss!"
"Why I never!" Foxy stomped to her area and sat. Freddy seemed a little confused.
"Baby, why's the fox sitting?"
Freddy's right hand rose, his little puppet looking entirely sentient.
"Freddy go back to your stage. I'd hate to use the mouse protocol." it said. Freddy went to his stage and spoke with the puppet. He looked over at Foxy.
"So...you're a pirate?" he asked.
"I dunno what I am, lad. This is the last voice I heard so I sorta...took it. Suits me, no, makes me sound like a charismatic lassie, though!!" Foxy said.
Freddy laughed a little. "I can sound and speak German!" he said.
"Aye, lad I don't believe ye. Prove it." dared the pink fox.
"Ich habe viele beweise! Es ist in meiner programmierung!*" the bear shouted. Foxy looked amazed.
"What other languages do ye speak?!" she asked excitedly. Freddy thought for a bit and smiled.
"Я знаю русский язык! Мне довелось оборудовать пятьдесят языков, включая английский!*" Freddy said.
"Wooah!" Foxy seemed amazed. 50 languages including English? That was incredible.
"Lad, you're impressive." she said.
"And your voice is starting to sound boring. Let's see, can you modify?"
"Aye."
"Okay. Bon Bon, speak!" Freddy held his puppet up. It rolled its little eyes.
"Go eat a brick." Bon said. Foxy stopped moving a moment, gears in her head turning it seemed. 
"Hello?" she said. Her voice was certainly different.
"Wow! You sound really pretty, now!" Freddy shouted. No filter on this guy, huh?
"Funtimes, aye?" 
"You're still talking like a pirate." Freddy pointed out. Foxy laughed a bit.
"I'm just yanking your ear, big guy. Don't take it to heart." she said. She sounded a lot more appropriate regarding her appearance. 
"That's not a funny joke." Freddy said.
"You're right, it's a hilarious one."

450 words.
Translation from German: I have lots of proof! it's in my programming!

Translation from Russian: I know Russian! I happened to equip fifty languages, including English!
Multilingual bears are nice.

I know this isn't exactly a ship but for some reason I had writers block yesterday and what I wrote down took up most of my creative energy, I hope you don't mind. 

I'm going to announce this book on my DSaF book so other people can read it.

Uh, talk to you soon.

-The Adri Variant of a Phone Person