"SANS LOOOK" Frisk burst into the broken-down excuse of a house.
"Huh.???" Sans had been sleeping, so he sat up on the sofa, blinking sleep from his eyes.
" I GOAT a kitty! Ajsjndejkdck,slalalalakmwmsmdkcdow wowooooowwowowoowowowowow whwhshuajsjdmsla!!!!!!!!" She was cradling a tortoiseshell kitty.
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THAT'S GREAT!"
The cat looked exhausted. It leaped gracefully out of Frisk's arm cradle, and decided it'd sleep in Sans's hoodie.
"aiakskkalaksmxmxjw AAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHNANDKSKAKDMCMSLAKSM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sans screamed
"WTH Sans why you hyperventilating u creepo"
"Iemsmmalamdndm I'm not hyperventilating iaakkakakkaakakkakaka also I'm not a creepo?,kwkdkdksksls!sks!w,w,w,we!w!w9"
"IF YOU CONTINUE IMMA RESET"
" NOOOOO NOT A RESET PLZ ANYTHING BUT A RESET NUUSSIJSKWLQOAKAKSKSOWOWJSJDNK"
"THEN SHU-"
"Sans! Frisk! What is happening??" Papyrus walked in.
" uh... uh..." Sans muttered. "FRISK GOT A KITTY!!!!!!!!"
"WHAAAAAA?" Paps screamed "NsjjehchdjsjJAJWJJSMDSOAOAKANOOOOOOOOOOOHELPMEPLEASESOMEONEITSACATNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"What is WRONG with you?" Frisk yelled over the din Papyrus was making. " What is wrong with itty bitty cutie mitty kitties?"
The cat meowed sweetly for extra impact.
"See?"
"Cats are EVIL." said Sans
"Yeees!" agreed Papyrus
"What??? Where does it say that?" asked Frisk
"In Warriors Cats!"
"Yeees!"
"Huh?"
"They FIGHT OVER ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!!"
"Yeees!"
"What?"
Undyne charged in.
"JAKAKAJDMS UNDYNE WHEN DID YOU COME??!!!" spluttered Frisk.
"WARRIOR CATS IS EVVVIL. PURE EVVIL. CHARA CONTROLS THEMMMMMMMMM." Undyne screamed.
Cat meows for extra impact
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Cats, IMMA KITTY KAT AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE
FanfictionUndertale With cats And stuff Weird stuff Why are u here anyway Not a Sans x Frisk That ship is weird I never complete my books Too lazy Why am I leaving paragraphs everywhere Nvm Heh Kiddo Get out Or you're gonna have - A KITTY TIME - what was that...
