Random guy selling fish: Dam fish! Come get your dam fish!
Emmas stepdad: Do you really need to be using that kind of language?
Fish guy: Sorry, I mean these fish are from the dam
Emmas stepdad: Oh okay then *buys fish for dinner at home*
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Emmas stepdad, at home: Hey I got some dam fish for dinner!
Emmas mum: Oh my gosh I can't believe you just said that!
Emmas stepdad: No I meant these fish are from the dam
Emmas mum: Oh okay then
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Emmas stepdad, at dinner: Hey can you pass me the dam fish
Emma: That's the spirit, dad! Pass me the fucking salt!
